..i was watching the movie kan. siok sudah ku meliat si Uma Thurman memancong kepala si Lucy Liu (bleugh, padan mukanya!) skalinya..ABIS TIA.

I should’ve bought Volume 2 tarus yesterday. DAMN IT.

YATAH GANYA TU KAH!?!?!?!?!?!? THANK GOD I DIDNT WATCH THE MOVIE WHEN IT FIRST CAME OUT. hahaha.It mustve been a long wait for you guys who first caught it at the cinema.

now. i just have to take a deep breath. put on my jeans. and take a tram to JB-HIFi to get Kill Bill Vol 2.

woooo. annoying. hahaha..

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Bj: uwaaaa..
Nana: hahaha. thanks babes. awu ill see you next time saja. inshallah panjang umur murah rezeki 😉
G:- hey babesss how youse beeeen? huhuhu
Kutir: I MISS YOU TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. rindu banar sudah kau tu mun ko meses aku. huhuhu.
BOPIT: inda. last few days sajuk tia balik! capi2 cuacanya ani. adangtah kau anie hahaha baik tah kaju jadi chigu melayu kali. huhuhuhu.

kiss me.

owh acer notebook ku. ive so given up on you. this’ll be the last time i’m touching your nice soft black keyboard.. this will also be the last time i play Krisdayanti on your nice soft ears.. lapas ani akan ku buang laptop ini kedalam bara (im throwing it in to a dungeon yang berapi) biar muka mu hitam berkilat macam arang…(im not going to be bothered translating this one). BANAR. i have to reformat the whole thing.. tapi i’ve got this huge phobia for reformatting notebooks. I’m scared karang if i reformat, all that i will be getting after that would be a bright blue screen. I’ve also got a phobia for bright blue screens. Believe me, there is a risk propensity involved when it comes to me doing all these things by myself therefore, i’m going to put off reformating / cleansing my laptop’s insides lol for a little bit longer. I would rather have things work ON AND OFF than rosak completely. AND GOING TO A PROPER IT TECHNICIAN IS OUT OF QUESTION… PASAL MY PRINTER DOESNT EXACLTY PRINT MONEY.

heh. I’m sick of people telling me how my posts are sometimes very hard to read. exsp when everything is in malay. huhuhu. well. all i can say is.. withh all due respect, huhuhu LEARN MALAY. ndakan nda paham? labeh jua eh. cerita korea inda subtitle krg menangis kamu tu krg inda pedah pedah. huhuhu. ani nda paham?? its not rocket surgery science! oh. huhuhu. tapi banar i dont blame them sometimes for not understanding my writings. Afterall, i AM really random with my material. huhuhu. Anyways. yang inda paham atu..SORRY NAIK LORRY la. huhuhu.

JB HI FI is on sale!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!! huhuu dvd’s are selling for less than 15 bucks. So i treated myself tadi to

BEACHES (the movie i was talking about this morning)
Joy Luck Club (huhu… i’ve only realised today,that all the characters in this movieee are soooooooo annoyingly EMOTIONAL huhuhu. but its still enjoyable)
Kill Bill Volume 1;- why am i talking in brackets? huhuhu.. anyway. kill bill. believe it or not..hehe i havent seen this one yet. I’ll watch it later..if its any good i’ll get the sequel. huhu.

I havenet received my first wives club yet. I can’t remember where my dvds went lah. Im hoping that my BEETLEJUICE is still with Nur so that i dont have to buy a new one 🙁 The other movie that i love is..

The Birdcage.. starring Robin Williams..Nathan Lane and Hank Azaria. A story about a gay couple, Armand (Robin Williams) who owns a drag club called BIRDCAGE and his wife Albert (Nathan Lane), who plays the epitome of a DRAMA QUEEN and is also the star in the drag club. Things starts to get crazy, when their son Val, told them that he was going to get married to a daughter of a politically conservative U.S. senator (Hackman).

Haha. its fantastic how two completely straight men could play the roles of two completely gay men perfectly. I first saw this movie when i was 11. Back then. i’d probably laugh anything that tries to hide their penis . The movie projects issues like racism, morale values, homosexuals etc etc..through humour. Ofcourse la, when Robin Williams is in it you can expect the movie to be chockful of wise cracks.And ALBERT is just fabulousssssssssssssssss me makes the perfect screaaaaminggg gaydess!! huhuhu.

Hank Azaria stars in the movie as Aguador, the maid/HOUSEMAN. huhuhu. I love watching him the most. huhuhuhu.

I’ve watched this movie for years and ive nevet got bored of it..and i strongly urgeeee you people who havent seen it yet to watch it! huhuhuhu. Men in dresses rocks.

Aguador:-“My dad was the sharman of his tribe..and my mom was the..”
Armand: then why did they move to America?
Aguador: I dont know they’re sooo stuuuuupid..!

its a pity they dont make movies like these anymore.

I’m currently trying to find this movie House Sitter. the one with Goldie hawn & Steve Martin huhuhu. i love goldie hawn too. I think she’s soooo lawa.

kiss me.

My laptop needs reformatting. Thats the thing about 24 internet connection. Windows gets f****** up. pronto. no. its not porno. its pronto. huhu..

This is the last week of uni. Christmas holidays starts next week. for two weeks. To those who are going home.. baik tah kurus kuruskan badan. krg kana ucap lampoh di epot. hah. *bitter* sasakkue kamu ani balik. apakan kamu ani. DUA MINGGU CUTI pun kan BALIK kah?? hehe.

I’m going to go on a hunt for cheap dvds today. Not looking for anything in particular.. But im hoping to find Beaches (the one with bette midler).. huhu. I bought first wives club off ebay the other day. still waiting for it to arrive. huhuhu. I couldnt find my old copy. cheh. I have a thing for old skool movies. huhuhu. more on this later..

im going to school now..

going going gone.

lets gone!

kiss me.

Norhana is here! buleh nya. syaz. say something nice about me. say aku lawa kah nya. apakah nya. BANAR PLANG LAWA. Ganya kalau ku kan becakap pasal kadikau saja baik ku membuka NORHANA.BLOGSPOT.COM // Livewebcam. hahahahahahaha.

anyways,
Assalamualaikum para hadiran dan hadiran yang dihormati sekalian. eseh.

OMG. Have you (readers in melbourne) guys been outside???????????????????????????? Its smoking hot!!! literally SMOKING hot. The haze is back. Apparently the fires in the bushes havent been putout due to the shortage of water. GILA MAN. You could literally SMELL the smoke outside. Now thats really really bad. The house is smokey pun and i couldn’t open any of the windows cause its just going to make things worse. Earlier in the day, the concierge downstairs were making a fuss about how the smoke was filtering in to the entrance of the apartment. Rioh dang..mcm time kg saba darat angus saja. ehe ehe. i remember this one joke my dad told me when i was a kid hahaha..

Ani. Kalau urang kan menyanyi nda payah be smoke machine nie eh.

nya ada urang ani dari kg aying skali angus kan tu..ya atu lari lari lah dgn tilam katilnya.. and he was stopped by reporters asking him: “paci..apakah punca kebakaran di kg paci ani paci..” . Paci atu pun angih2 menjawab pasalnya ngaleh bagas mengangkat tilam nya paci atu nya.. “Api”

please mr fireman.. ancit tia bah segala api apian atu. kipas kah. kipas. huhuhu.

hmm..

BAH ASSIGNMENT!

kiss me.

………………………………………………..

the stress is mounting.

next week start semester break.

i cant wait.

huhuhhu.

once a snob. always a snob. forever kana sumpah – bukan jadi batu tapi a snob. even if you’re adorned with $2 LV cuffs from Chowkit, geylang or pasar gadong pun ure still a snob. so dont even attempt unsnoberring yourself..it only makes you look worse.

kalau jadi batu kan bagus? inda nyusahkan urang. People like this have never had it hard. They probably think they have..but what they’ve experience is mild compared to what most ‘normal’ people wudve gone through.Mun ganya patah kuku (speaking metaphorically)..doi alum jua brapa tu..sedikit baru tu. baik tah kau bekipas kali.

Once ure used to stepping all over people’s heads, telling them what to do – having complete disregard for other people’s perspectives and feelings……unless some miracle happens, u can never go back i guess. I’m done giving these people the benefit of the doubt.. i’m just not going to bother anymore.

anyway. ive been doing my assignment the whole day, it was either more coffee or sleep. i choose sleep.

kiss me.

i woke up today thinking oh how i would love to travel. South Africa. Newyork. London. Paris. Greece.

i also woke up today thinking..ive got assignments to do 🙁

Its hot today. The haze have subsided . thank god. but the heat is still unbearable… and its responsible for my daily nose bleeds. I havent had nose bleeds since i was SEVEN.

we’re in the last month of 2006. not even. we are in the FEW last weeks of 2006. Apart from gaining weight, burning my toungue on this morning’s coffee and missing out on raya it has been a good year i must say. everything’s been smooth sailing on my side.. and i don’t want to be jinxing anything..but BRING IT ON 2007. huhu.

omg. im so blank.

bekipas ku dulu eh..

You know what else i realised this morning? Im broke. broke to the point that my tabong only makes vague clinking clanking sound when i shake it. Lainlah kalau tabong ku panoh.. huhuhuhu. kalau tabong panoh nya si kel INDA BEBUNYI. lol. Come to think of it. Tabong inda bebunyi can mean two things:

1. USIN MU BANYAK. kalau kau shake pun..nda bebunyi. sal panoh bah. tunggu macahkan lagi. hahaha.
2. USIN MU abis. 20 sen pun nada.

wow syaz. at least u still have 20 cents. Nevertheless its good to know that i still can shake my tabong and do the pocho pocho at the same time. huhuhuhu..

anyway. here’s Glenn fredly with his rendition of Rame Rame . Live.

how come Glenn’s never invited for concerts in Brunei? nada market kah for this kind of music? just look at him singgggggggggggggg. ACOUSTIC. and listen carefully to how the sax man adlibs to whatever he is humming to. hahaha.evidently, he’s one of the most gifted people in this whooolee wide world. and i want to kiss him.

kiss me.

nda tia paham mun nya packet m&ms atu ada betulis CRISPY. dalamnya semua crispy lah.
sama jua nya mcm ruti bismi ; ruti mantaga atu. dalam ruti atu MANTAGA. ehe ehe.

what have i been doing all day?

let me see..

today i did my assignments.. abis sudah. kan mengantar ganya lagi.

hahahahahahahahah………………….NOT.

argh. paning ku….

paning……………..

bekipas ku dulu eh..

huhuhuhuhu

kiss me (sagainya be kipas jua eh..jan maraaah)

“Ini Bukannya Kipas Lipas, Ini Kipas KEBAS!!!”

ok. first thing i wake up. what do i do??? rant.

shall we start?? yesssssssssssss.

Im ticked off by how the fashion business works.

One day, Kenneth Jay Lane was selling this for US$119 a piece:-

And i’m sitting here going “PHEWH thank god i didn’t get it!” because right now Sportsgirl are selling the same KJL knock off for AU$20 .

and then there’s Shona Joy. Inta bought a dress from Shona Joy for a whooping $300+ .
Two days ago, i walked in to sportsgirl and i was SHOCKED to see the same dress selling for less than $100. It was the same material, same colour , same everything! the only difference being that Inta’s Shona Joy dress was a Pinafore and the one at Sportsgirl was a day dress. All i can say is. Thank god i’m not Inta.

the offending shona joy rip off.

But sportsgirl aren’t the only ones that are producing knockoffs. In a way, its good lah..but at the same time it can get pretty annoying.I’m not saying the same for Gucci, Prada etc etc though. I dont blame people for copying ridiculously expensive designer goods.. afterall they ARE ridiculously expensive.

awu ihavent finished nie. it doesnt just end there. huhuhu.

.. 2 days ago..due to the heat i bought shorts at cotton on for $15. and yesterday..i saw standing fans that were selling for $25 for TWO at Safeway. I COULD FEEL MY HEARTBEAT SLOWING!!!!! BAIK KU BALI KIPAS…lagi SAJUK. I feel like burning those ill fitting shorts in to another life..biar ya jadi toilet paper. heh. whatever. my big question is:-

How can a pair of shorts cost more than a STANDING-4-different-setting FAN???????????? damn assholes lah these people. Thinking of the smoking-summerdays ahead..ofcourse i ended up buying it. One for me. One for Molly. argh. sasakku. kalau $15 shorts nya ani BERANGIN inda jua papa.. SIGH. i KNOW ITS JUST $15 dollars. but its $15 dollars of my PARENTS MONEY I WASTED. uwaarghhhh.

I guess its true lah how they say.. in fashion..they need VICTIMS. huhu…and im a victim of a $15 good for nothing piece of shit shorts.

oh wait…
unless..ku pakai sluarpindik sama on kipas at the same time…. sajuk plang tu ah.. kalah power numbur 4. power 12 kali huhuhuhu.heh heh heh.

NO. SYAz. NO. don’t even try to justify the ill fitting purchase.

eh antah eh. bekipas ku dulu eh…

kiss me

ps: i also woke up today thinking i should get a Meebo. huhu type away my friends.

woiiiiiiiii melbourne. mengapa ko panas????

sama..mengapa ko hazy saja inda branti?? bush fires everywhere. macam kana puji saja.
im sweating in my $10 cotton on shorts. takut ku bebadas. eh. huhuhuuhu. paksa bali badak sajuk kali. bebadak ku sini ..kana pikir pengantin. rupanya inda..hahahaha TAKUT BEBADAS. hahahahahaha. i really need to get that table top fan lah. the heat’s getting terrible by the day. Melbourneeeee oh melbourneeeeeee. baik jua ku nda di darwin. ive showered twice since i woke up.

this is what the weather says on google:-

Melbourne
Smoke
Today: min: 11 degrees. max: 31 degrees.
Currently: 41 degrees.
GILA KALIIIII.

cuacanya pun pandai besigup. hahahahahaha. and how can it be 41 degrees when the maximum is only 31??? am i reading it wrongly kah??? woi. panas eh. panas. GOOGLE PANAS ni melbourne ah. panaaas. panaaaaaaassss. Even vanilla ice would melt in this weather nie.. ice ice baby lah kunon more like PISANG PANAS ESOLUSI. lol Salleh Yakub kali ah. hahahaha BULIEH. woiiiiiiiiiiiii PANASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Hana’s coming down to the city again.
silakannnnnn.. we were planning to check out the bakeries at st kilda beach..tapi mcm bepikir ku dua kali kali. ill probably end up fanning myself with a piece of hand made paper fans on the balcony sampai that Minimum 11 degrees comes.

its freakin SMOKING outside man. reminds me of the jerebu days back in brunei when everyone walked around the place looking like ninja turtle. WOI. Panas eh. bebadas ni krg. bebadas. cept that i dont think i’d want to wear those masks now. bebadas krg bibirku. huhuhuhu….

cana nie. Bu. sorry ah kalau bulan ani BILL AIRCON mahal.

PANASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

this is how it looks like outside from my balcony:-

crazy. On a nice day you can even see Yachts Sailing in Port Melbourne.. but today..its too hazy to see anything. unless.. rupanya org sailing atu paus paus besigup. haha yatah membarinya nda nampak. this is crazy.

oh. PAULINE HANSON (serial racist!) is back in politics talk about being presistent! few years back it was ASIANS skali now she’s going against Muslims & Africans. Saying Black africans are bringing in AIDS to australia. woiiiii. kau pikir org org kan masuk ke AUSTRALIA ani sanang kah!?!?!? *takes a deep breath*

I didnt undergo intensive medical check up for nothing. I didn’t go to Reynolds and got asked if i was PREGNANT for being a little bit overweight for nothing.. i didn’t try to lose weight so the next time i go for your stupid australian visa medical check up requirement thing at Reynolds he wouldn’t mistake me for being pregnant anymore for NOTHING.

u dont know how much i dread those embarassing moments at Reynolds just so that i could get a visa in to your racist country.Baaaaaaaaaatch banar eh. baru ya. the epitome of bitchiness. racist racist country.

oh pauline. why can’t u be normal and start worrying about your weight and how saggy your cheeks are getting like any other ugly moms out there ? THINK LITE & EASY PAULINE. LITE & EASY. why can’t u be normal like Martha stewart??? why can’t u be like those typical Datins who are all about botox and $400 hair cuts in Singapore?? oooh pauline paulineeeeee…..

huhuhuh. breathe syaz breathe.

students in queensland. be careful. be very careful.

kiss me.