Hi, My name is syaz. I come from Brunei. I am the eldest of six. I have a father and mother. And they both love me very much. I think they love me more than my other siblings. That’s because im the eldest. Parents always have a soft spot for their eldest and prettiest child. My father is funny sometimes serious. My mother is serious but she can easily laugh. She likes Mr Bean. As a kid,I remember how her eyes would water from lauging at Mr Bean on tv. I don’t know why. Mr Bean is not funny.

Molly is my second sister. She’s 2nd because she’s not 1st or 3rd or 4th or 6th. She’s very smart. She does science at uni. But she can also be anal. I guess that comes with being the middle child. Babies should wish they’re never born the middle child..simply because it sucks.Nicknaming herself Anal Amal, she does all the cleaning,scrubbing and washing around here. fun. at least she seems to think so. but she’s very smart. and always funny at the odd times -like when no one’s in the mood. hahahahahahahahaha.

Come to think of it. All of them apart from me and the youngest one ,Aziz are middle childs. middle CHILDREN so to speak. Here’s why;-

There’s two sets of us.That makes 3 in melbourne, 3 in brunei. the first 3 grew up together (me,molly,kelly). the second set grew up together..Tharwana,Rahim and Aziz (they all dont have orang puteh names yet cause they haven’t been overseas for six years). ok. If we were to put all six together in a box, Kel and Tharwana should be the middle children..based on statistics, they’re both the median of six. But since they are two sets, Molly is the middle child of 3 and Rahim is the middle child of the other 3. Jadinya, kalau kan dikirakan. MOLLY,KELLY,THARWANA sama RAHIM semua ampit jadi middle children. hahahaha. It gets confusing. But if you’re not the middle child. you’ll get it. hahahahahaha.

Now i wonder what’s the point of living. lets face it guys,middle children arent babies who can get away with murder.

back to my story.
Kelly the 3rd child. She’s the 3rd because she’s not the 1st 2nd 4th 5th or 6th. her real name is Aqilah. we used to call her ‘a-que’, ‘kill’ when we were little.No. she’s not a fan of kelly clarkson. 2 years ago she started asking everyone to call her Kel; “bukan Kill, KEl”. Maybe the name Kel really came from my dad calling her “Akel” all the time. As time passes..kel pun betukar menjadi kelly..dan jenama coklet Koko Jelly akan ditukar ke Koko Kelly. wah wah wah. She’s probably the funniest among all the six of us. Sings and plays the guitar well. Her biggest issue other than PMS is her moustache.

I will not expose the identity of the last 2 middle children and the baby of the family. I’m too malas..and im sparing you all from all of my snobbery-first-child-syndrome-bullshit.

My hobbies are, singing, sleeping, cooking and eating. I am also fond of bullying (helo? this post?) A trait embedded in all the first child in the first child planet. i suffer from what i like to call the first-child-syndrome. I might also have suffered from a lil bit of brain damage from all the attention..(it clearly shows in this post)

Speaking of which, I had a friend who went to brain damage school.Her parents thought it would be a good idea for a normal kid to be educated by profesh help..That way they turn out more Intillegent than most normal kids. She is also a middle child..so i think..it was more of an experiment on her parents’ part (no suprises there!). It was just by dumb luck that she turned out fine: I quote the-friend-who-went-to-brain-damage-school:-

“The nurse was my only friend there,she kept me sane i was the only normal one in the school”.

But true enough, she really did came out smart and was the first one from my batch to graduate.I am now looking in to sending all my future middle kids and grand middle kids to brain damage school.

But then again not all parents are brave enough, not to mention have a lot of money left over for middle children, to send them to brain damage school. So why are they still smart?

easy peezy lemon squeezy – Books are cheaper than toys. hwahwahwa.

Being a middle child may have a lot of downsides. But hey, look on the bright side. they’re smart. they can clean. they’re more independent and all the bullying from the first kid might’v made them slightly cookoo,but at the same time it has also made them stronger, mature , more sensible people.. just what the future needs. Thank god there’s 4 of them in my family.

Being a middle child might not really work on the short run.. but in the long run, it’ll be okay. 🙂

with love,
the oldest and prettiest child, sometimes asshole, Syaz

kiss me.

Nonna’s lived up to my expectations. The italian hot chocolate was the best italian hot chocolate in the italian hot chocolate planet. So was the ice chocolate. I may type chocolate as “chocolate” but im really saying it like this:-

*coughs*
COK-LET.

Having a quiet friday night at home. It’s 2.08AM so its technically Saturday morning. Kel’s on the couch watching the Kdrama series MY LOVELY SAMSOON. This is also her 100th time watching it.

u know what i hate?
The shops at QV. Shops like Third Millenium , Cactus Jam , Copenhagen dll. I hate how they hide the price tags deep in the ‘jungle’ of their dresses. As if its done intentionally so that the sales girl can tell the rich shoppers and poor shoppers apart. Rich shoppers just buy whilst the poor shoppers seem to fuss with the dresses endlessly until they find the $454.95 price tags – Its a conspiracy im telling you. I like Wayne Cooper though. I like how they put their $455 tags out in the open. That way their dresses stays wrinkle-free 😀

It just clicked me that i’m not a shoppaholic. I’m more of an impulse buyer. Which is 10 x the moon worse than a shoppaholic. At least a shoppaholic get to see the things that they bought. Whilst an impulse buyer spend most of their money on chewing gum , chocolates and keychains, that all they can see at the end of the day is a rounder,chubbier appearance..and they still wonder what they bought.

is it Shoppaholic or ShoPaholic?

Melbourne’s jam packed with asians. When i see a white man on the street. i stare. seriously.

I get paranoid when i ride on the trams.Funny thing is, I’d rather be paro than buy a ticket.

I hate going to Uni on Mondays. So much, id rather buy a ticket to ride the trams to zone 1 ,2 and 3.

Do you know that i can very stubborn?

I want to start podcasting. what do you think?

have a good weekend everybody. Stay clean, say no to drugs.

kiss me.