What makes me laugh.

How kedayan boys talk to their moms. -“Oi Ma, balik ku sudah. Makan KAU sudah Ma?”

Kel, lisping , with a slight australian accent to the cherryripe advert –“I like to hhwhithper in you heee-yaaa” (i like to whisper in your ear).

Nawa singing along to Gaelle with a chinese accent – “Give it back-tze..you hijack my mind and SO-WA!!!” (give it back you hijack my mind and soul)

Me answering SINGAPORE to my sisters questions:-
“Oi ti, mana kau nie?” – Singapore.
“Mana kau bali ni ti?” – Singapore.
“Mana kau makan tadi ti?” Singapore.

and that joke about.. can’t remember what it was about.. *thinks* it’ll come to me in a minute. huhuhu.

and.. funny/silly interpretations of dreams
like how they say, if you dream of a SNAKE ertinya ada orang kan masuk meminang. hahahahaha.

back to that joke.. oh. i still can’t remember. hahaha.

oh.
Banyak banyak minuman minuman apa yang paling menghairankan?
….
…. minuman tayar.

haha hairan ko kan?

kenapa hangtuah..kalau belawan pakai keris?
pasalnya kalau ya bawa gegawi inda tia mamanya masak.

banyak banyak bisnis, bisnis apa yang termaju di Amerika Syarikat?
Bisnis Spears.

OH. the word GEGAWI makes me laugh pun. lol. GEGAWI GEGAWI GEGAWI GEGAWI.

to you dumb blondes out there Gegawi is a type of wooden spoon. yes. im bitchy today. huhu.

what else..

oh the word TAMAHA makes me laugh too. hahahaha.

skali ingat ku this story of one of my ex classmates during my diploma days in MIBT. hahaha.
He was indo, and he was trying really hard to speak to me in Malay. One day he had a headache. Skali i asked him if he was still coming for that afternoon’s lecture. Bare in mind that PANING or PENING in INDO is PUSING.

Me: jadi ka later?
Him: ..sorry ya shas.. kayaknya gue nggak kuat ni deh.. gue lagi SAKIT OTAK.

*whistles*

ok. nada. saja buang stress.

kiss me.

Happy pills.

Rehearsals today was shit. Had a run through the whole program and performance wise, everyone kinda ‘dropped’. including me. I screwed up my songs bad. even the first one that i usually have no problems with. Everyone’s probably tired kali. There was crying, there was bitching..there was loud screaming..oh the drama!!!! Imagine getting drilled almost everyday for four weeks now.. i dont blame anyone for being low on the happy pills. I just can’t wait to get this thing over and done with.It’s really starting to intefere with my daily routines..assignments exspecially. I have two big ones due in next week. man.

i need a tub of sara lee.

There’s another rehearsal early in the morning tommorow. hopefully i finish early so i can start cracking on my strategic management stuff.

i need a tub of sara lee.

anyway, nuff of that yea.. so what else is on today? being a saturday? i wonder what could be on tv at this hour.. Kel and Nauli are sprawled out on the sofas outside.. i bet they’re EXHAUSTED from eating and sleeping the wholeday. heh. Now, that is something i haven’t had the pleasure of having in a long time.sleeping and eating and sleeping and eating on the weekends. wow.

i need a tub of sara lee.

haven’t had lunch..dinner..i want kfc.

we’ve been having kfc almost everyday this week by the way. gila. pms just screaaaaaaaaammms for kfc i guess. huhu. and chocolates..

kitkat btw, has introduced another edition to its kitkat chunky range; KIT KAT CHUNKY COOKIE DOUGH.

mmMmm..just liek cookie dough. haha apakn. but seriously. i think ive had 5 bars this week. AND what’s terok is im not talking about an inkling of a chocolate, this is kitkat CHUNKY we’re talking about. which is a lot of chocolates – for a girl who only has a week to shape up for a concert. malas ku lagi eh. carik dress ku pun carik lah.

i just want this over.

sial. currently listening to my collection of house music (hello kaskade!). a totally different genre to what ive been hearing pass few weeks. if i hear one more peep out of jamie cullum, whitney houston , sheila majid.., chrisye ..i think ill barf.

god knows i need a break.

kiss me.

ps:so i read in the train that pluto is not a planet anymore. how does that make you feel?