SPAM ATTACK; eh.. what TALK you?

Ive been getting a lot of spam in my comment box lately. And these people disguise it well so that you won’t know it’s spam at the first glance. For example..

Name: john | E-mail: johddn@kk.com | IP: 58.60.130.137

hi,your blog is google ! I like it very much! I’m agreeable to your point of view! I hope to make feiends with you ! please remember me .my name is ?? of chinese. I come from hongkong.

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1st reaction would be; wah HONGKONG READER SAY MY BLOG LIKE GOOGLE!!!!

but as you scroll your mouse down to the chinese letters.. you’d be bummed out to know that this MR JOHN is only trying to sell you..THIS. Since i can’t read HONGKONG-IAN, being the clever person that i am, i translated the page using google’s page translator; click.

and my 2nd reaction would be: OOOO.. DIA JUAL TICKET RUPANYA!!! *gaya emak sudin bujang lapang* *becakak pinggang* *fuming* *DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE*

Turns out what Mr john was really trying to say is:-

MALI MALI BELI ITU TICKET PEGI SHANGHAI, BEIJING.. mulah mulah..

Man, spam nowadays also got like DA VINCCI CODE kah???? veeerrrry tricky stuff 😛 . All this while ive been stereotyping spammers as the never go to school punya type. Turns out pintar pintar rupanya spammers nya ani ah.. hmm..oh.AND AND..ive always thought they were WHITE.. turns out that they are also Asian spammers out there.. waah. banyak kelentong sama saya aaah!! Siti tertipu.

Why does a blue box asking for passwords appear everytime i try to load this site ah?? LIVIE.. le cho mat yeaa?? help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.. pynk has gone da vincci code.

kah kah kah.

kiss me.

OK OK. marcell glenn post later.
Oh. and a post dedicated to Nat Choot and Ming Ming lord of the murtabak cin cin.

What to eat?

2pm. I’m starving. Trying not to eat out..but too lazy to cook.

I’m absolutely exhausted from lastnite’s concert not to mention voiceless from screaming and singing my heart out to Marcell and Glenn’s performances all night long. Gila.

Metro was packed. Not as packed as Glenn’s concert last year. but packed. Betamu bibir nya urang.. hahaha kalau betamu bibir sama marcell inda jua apa. haha.

Marcell was hot. When i mean hot..i mean SEXY. when i mean SEXY.. i mean OMG *PENGSAN*.

Marcell came on first..singing mostly songs from his latest album “Denganmu”. He did threw in a couple of old songs like.. Rindu, Ketika Kau Menyapa and a medley of Semusim,Mendendam & Firasat towards the end. However,his showmanship was nothing compared to Glenn who blew the crowd away with his energetic, samba driven performance. What he lacked in his latest album (Aku dan Wanita) he compensated in his concert lastnite.. He got the already-sleepy-from-listening-to-marcell crowd ROCKING. Respect!!!!!

i’ll blog later. with pictures..and i’ll write more..ofcourse.. but now its

makan time. what to makan..?

hmm..

kiss me.

HOW-to-watch-lake-house.

So what’s been happening?

I’ve lost weight. *An image of Rahim and Aziz (my brothers) fighting suddenly comes up*

A:-No you DIDN’t.
R:-Yes i did.
A: No you DIDN’t.

Ok ok. you didnt. i mean. i didn’t. lol. Saja bah. Bagi suspense. Bikin sensasi. Bikin heboh. Brunei yakin seakan akan Malaysia BOLEH. So it was my birthday. doobeedoobeedoo. 21. doobeedoobeedoo. Didn’t do much cause i didn’t have anyone to celebrate it with me plus it was on a weekday the more reason NOT to celebrate. Good thing i wasn’t being difficult and settled for a suprise bday cake and an outing with my sisters, Natalie choot and Ching ee (now Singh Ee) to the movies. I’ll probably celebrate it over the weekend.. have a dinner-theater thing out with my girls.. there’s this jazz club i know down the street that plays very good music..hmm..we’ll see.

Lakehouse like she told it was BEAUTIFUL. It’s an angmo/orangputeh/matsalleh/hollywood version of the korean movie Il Mare (lakehouse). Keanu Reeves made the movie even harder to resist. Although, Sandra Bullock is really showing obvious signs of aging and she’s not even close to aging gracefully like wine. tapai masammaybe. tuak maybe. wine no. So,i’m going to say YES to botox Sandra!! You need it. and probaby a nose lift too!! Sumpah i wont condemn you if u start having all these plastic surgeries. Aku support kau 100%.

I guess that’s the downside of being in hollywood kali. You can never age without getting scrutinized. Hello Liza Minelli??????? (Oh i loved her in cabaret though, one of my favourite movies of all time.. velcom to the caba-reyyy (see? WHY SPELL IT CABARET??) my friends!! well come to theeee cabareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyy!!!!)

ANYWAY. Lakehouse. To those who have seen it and thought it was stupid go see it again. To those who saw the trailer and thought it was a whole lot of nonsense .. GO SEE the movie. The korean version, Ilmare was just as hard to understand, even more difficult as it is in korean.I myself didn’t finish watching the korean version cause i thought it was too draggy and the time sequence they’re trying to potray wasn’t really effective. I thought by seeing lakehouse i would understand the story more. and i did. and loved it. ok. The reason whyyyy i think most of you thought the movie was nonsense was because of the time sequence. How the hell can Kate (Sandra) who is living in the year 2006 be writing letters to a guy who lives in the year 2002 you ask?. Easy. Pasal rumah atu BEHANTU. Well, they didn’t really say it. but just take it like that lah. Bare in mind at all times that the storyline was taken from a korean movie. KOREAN MOVIES, like malay movies, chinese movies etc etc.. are all NONSENSE punya cerita.Hence, the beauty of the movie actually lies in its NONSENSE. So you have to see this lakehouse atu cematu lah. It’s different from the typical orang puteh romance movie. Macam hello? In the movie, keanu reeves even lugged a tree from his office (or was it the lakehouse itself?) and planted it infront of Sandra bullock’s apartment.

Question:-
PERNAH KAMU DANGAR URANG PUTEH MENANAM PUKUK UNTUK BININYA? INDA KAN?
MENANAM JAGONG UNTUK ANAKNYA MAKAN? INDAKAN?

this is all very korean. very asian. very angan angan. very things-to-do-for-your-clingy-koreangirlfriend. Don’t try to make any sense out of this movie..as in dont fight it with logic as it is all made up bah.. so yeah. go watch lake house! go watch lake house! go watch lake house! go watch lakehouse! I liked the cinematography jua. they tried making it very il-mare-ish and suceeded. huhuhu. Kalau yang mau belogic banar atu.. meliat plang documentary. boo.

On another note, ive chosen songs to sing for the finals. I’ll be singing Vina Panduwinata’s Cinta in the first round. And if i make it to the final three ill be singing Chrisye’s – Cintaku and most probably Frank Sinatra’s – Fly me to the moon (yawn). The two songs i dont have a problem with but fly me to the moon??? like i have a choice jua kan. I had to pick out songs from a list of 60 songs. I managed to request Vina’s Cinta though but i didn’tt want to be “pushing it” and make it harder for the band to cari my songs. So goodluck to me. Something that i found on the internet;-

“If you hear a voice within you say, ‘You are not a painter’, then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced.”

–Vincent Van Gogh–

so yes. let me just sing my heart out goddammit!! haha.

idola melben promo.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Marcell and Glenn tonite. I was supposed to go to the meet and greet session lastnite but i kudn’t be arsed.. inda jua si marcell atu kenalkan kediaku bah..si glenn atu pun inda jua ya membari ku makan. hahahaha. But yeah ill make sure to be at the venue early so that i can get a good view of them performing (sudah atu.) yes yes. can i help it if i’m a walking contradiction? hahahaha.

off to school now. to show daddy that im not a foool~~~

oh. No one is celebrating their birthdays today. at least no one on my friendster. tapi aku ingat ada wah urang birthday today. adaaa.. 3rd. siapa ah? anyway, happy birthday saja. haha.

haha.
kiss me.

PS: THANKS AGAIN FOR THE BIRTHDAY GREETINGS GUYS. THANK YOU YOU YOU and my host for the plugs.

note to self; change blog profile. 20 21.

ALLAH SELAMATKAN KAMU..

ALLAH SELAMATKAN KAMU.. ALLAH SELAMATKAN ISMIT ULAM RAJA..
ALLAH SELAMATKAN KAMU… ISMIT.

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Happy 21st Birthday Nadiah A.R. (Mama kami beranak sama Hospital)

also a very Happy Birthday to Wawa binti i dont know. (why does your lip hurt?)

Wishing you girls the happiest of all happy birthdays.. cease the moment.. have a blast on your birthday..cause i didn’t..not really..no. Watching Lakehouse at the movies is not really a celebration kan? hahaha.

Thanks Much to LIVIE for the collage. I’m loving it. and You’re the best websitehost in the websitehosting planet.

PROPER POST SOON. PROMISE. (inda promise lah..ok..inshallah lah saja…)

sibok wahhh.. hahah ani kan skulah lagi..

shit man. perasahan ku aku naik umur 21 taun ani mikin cali perasahan ku..mikin cali sama mikin lali. sama mikin malas. hahaha.
translation: i feel me go up 21 years old this become more funny and more lali and more lazy.hahaha.

atu direct translation.

kiss me.

LEOS ROCK

On the day that i was born, i was told that Bapa sang this song to me..

TANGGAL SATU, BULAN LAPAN,..SEMBILAN BLAS LAPAN PULOH LIMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! huhuhuhu.

My sisters Molly & Kel, idzfan and nawa arranged a surprise birthday cake last nite..which was truely a surprise..cause i was indeed suprised!!huhuhuhuhu…thank you kamu..and to the rest of you thanks for the birthday greetings guys.. i’m feeling the luv!!

THANKYOU:Dhil, Izzah , Deeds, Wawa, Sha

and also to those who greeted me on the phone, msn & friendster ..

happy birthday to me.

proper post soon.

kiss me.

ACHTUNG: August is the month of all HAPPY BIRTHDAYS. One after Another nie orang birthday. Like yesterday was Hjh Dayana’s birthday. Today is Mine and my ex school mate’s Kartina. Tommorow will be Nadiah Rafie’s and Wawa’s. On the 3rd.. hmm i know ada orang birthday on the 3rd ill just have to check my friendster. huhuhuhu..yes and the list goes on sampai lah the 31st of August.

OH 20 MORE DAYS TO PRISON BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!