Happy belated birthday kutir.
i just rolled out of bed. Was supposed to go Sydney Road beli halal meat tapi.. *subok luar jendela lagi* HUJAN. Been eating out for a few days now.. kan pokai sudah ..it’s time to cook. liat la later.
OWH!
i found me, the dress of my dreams. *rubs hands together* .
kiss me. (malaskan banar?)
stress..
stress..
stress…..
STRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Been craving for Coke. This can only mean one thing.. PMS. I used to be a Coca Cola addict once. That stuff was once liquid gold to me. I just had to have it everyday.. even now Nat still remembers how much of a coke freak i was. She was telling me how she was saying to Jia Hui the other day (jokingly):- “EH Jia Hui, you know that coke can cause cancer??”
Jiahui:- OH REALLY?
Natalie Choot :- YAAA!!
Jiahui: damn…SITI. *shakes head*
honestly, i didnt think i was THAT BAD.
i think half of the girls i went to boarding school with associates me with coke. I’m suprised they didnt ganti my face with a picture of a coke machine in the yearbooks. I remember making daily visits with Seini to the vending machine located in the Sun room of the boarding house.I used to be able to buy one can and get another can from the machine “free op Chas“.
This however, needed skill and the whole of year 11 to master haha. I’d put in money first to buy the first can of coke..as soon as the first can drops.. i would bend down and hold the ‘flip’ inside the slot open ,while i ask Seini, the mighty strong Tongan girl to shake the vending machine for me. and in a blink of an eye another can drops out of the slot with an ugly *PLONK* – FOR FREE.
Me: Ok seini, i buy one now ah.. u wait until i say shake. u shake. OK? oh and keep an eye out for Mrs Beers (boarding headmistress).
Seini: yes.
me: Puts in money in to the machine. 1st can comes out.. *bends down quickly to hold the flip in the slot so it wont automatically close* OK SEINI SHAKE!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seini: *shakes the machine vigorously* *PLONK* what did u get this time?
me: *all smiles* Coke. (ya lah..sometimes coke sometimes sprite..hahaha) you want? (i ask her this everytime, just out of courtesy)
seini: no.
me: sweet. lets go to Nat’s room.
yes. and i was Boarding school HEAD prefect at that time. so can u imagine? It was like me becoming the top senior officer
for the australian government and spending all the tax payer’s money on holidays to Fiji.
And i remembered asking for a refund when the vending machine ate my money and didn’t give me my coke. hahahahaha. I remembered calling their hotline in a fury. Padahal, ive been stealing coke from them since day one..huhuhu. 10 days later i got my check for AU$1.50 in the mail. I used it to by more coke and steal more coke. hua hua hua hua.
I also remember how some girls from the boardinghouse, out of boredome ,used to call the Twisties hotline and told them they found HAIR in their product. and i remember how excited they were when they received a box containing 30-day supply of twisties in the mail. ang mo girls *rolls eyes*.
IF only this worked for GUCCI.
“HELLO GUCCI? I JUST PURCHASED THIS BAG, YA YA YA THE NEW ONE. I JUST FOUND A FEW STRANDS OF HAIR IN IT. MAN. NO CONTROL OF HYGEINE IS IT? NEXT TIME ASK WHOEVER’S HAND-MAKING MY BAG..TO COVER THEIR HAIR LAH..IF ITS A LITTLE GIRL FROM INDIA..ASK PERMISSION FROM HER PARENTS TO GET HER HEAD SHAVED IF THEY DONT WANT. NEXT TIME ASK HER MOTHER TO TAUCHANG HER HAIR BEFORE GOING TO WORK!!! YA YA YA I KNOW YOU MAKE YOUR BAGS IN INDIA..YA. MY DRIVER’S 2 YEAR OLD SON WORK THERE. YA. OK OK. SO NOW WHAT YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?? “
But anyway, In my case, it wasn’t like i was not PAYING for it at all kan? I paid two for the price of one. kira MISIN atu continuosly going on SALE lah. mcm kasut; buy left one get right one free.
anyway, ive got band practice now.
have a good weekend ya’all.
kiss me.
Ps: i’ve lost contact with Seini. Seini Pomana Where are you? 🙁
TAG REPLIES (FINALLY)
T-rah: hehehehehe….ya kah? inda jua. lagi melating Bushu. huhuhuhu.
Tee: awu jaga saja tetalan. hahaha.
Fina_Sophie: adeee..itu siapa disane??
Dalila: Link away. thank you!! 🙂
Rina: baik jua kaluar balik. mun TATALAN? ada kamu PANING sana atu.
Flying-nat: yes. i still owe you dinner. You bring the DUCK i cook anything and everything you want. huhuhuhuhu.
bUSHU: TEST ITU ADALAH RAKSASA BERTOPENGKAN MANUSIA. HA HA HAAAAAAA.
Nat’s sister Ming Mingaling makes the best Chicken curry in town by the way. And they serve the best roast duck with plum sauce in town.. and and..they give me COKE to drink..they really know how to fatten me up.. i think they’re trying to get me ready for next year’s chinese new year.. where they all are going to tie me up on a stick and set me on fire and have me served next to a basket of oranges . hahahahaha Fly to Nat and give her some LOVE. cause i love her, and her sister’s cooking.. and her boyfriend..eh opps. hahahahahaha.
In response to my previoust post:-
Rina Says:
August 16th, 2006 at 4:11 pm
T, imagine ku kau tetalan jua masih dalam tidur gula-gula sebagang atu. Hahaha parah sudah tu. But you know what t? Hari atu ada bini2 duduk sebalah ku dalam lecture ani tetalan cover pen nya pasal she was biting the end of her pen skali she fell asleep. I guess the cover just slipped off the pen into her mouth. Jadikanlah ia pengajaran, temanku
BULEH YA TETALAN PEN??
MENGAPA INDA TETALAN FILE???
more here.
BILAAA KAUUUUUU CINTA AKUUU!!!!
MENGaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaPaaaa kauuuu tipu diriku~
tuk bersama..dia…HOoOooo
kauuuu BUNUH hatikuuuu..
saatkuuuu bernafas untukmuuuuuuu!!
KAUUUU kebanggaan AKU..YanG TeGaaaa menipUuuUuu kuUuuuuUUuuuuuuuuu YANGGG TEGA
Menipuku~~~
wahahaha. im still not over the glenn song.
anyway, what day is it?
wednesday kah banar? macam inda saja.. wah. its almost the end of the week. AGAIN. But its ok cause this only means that my mid-sem break is just around the corner. no classes next week. woo-hoo. come to think of it..shit. mid sem break already? time seems to be running at 9.0km/h on the treadmill. Which is fast for a non-regular runner.
Anyway, i dont think i have plans for my midsembreak. ive got two more big assignments due in before the end of August. Skali with band practice etc etc.. i dont think i CAN do anything pun. buring ni macamani anieh. buring.
*yawn* just got up 10 minutes ago. My class isn’t until 4. Kan i seem to be running out of things to say lately..
so let me just be random and.. talk about eggtarts and bubble tea from chinatown (not sure where im going with this though..but we’ll see..haha)
So i bought eggtarts yesterday. eggtarts and bubble tea from china town. i love china town. there are just so many things you can find at china town. everything is there. from gula gula rabbit.. yang BULEH DIMAKAN KULITNYA?? to hello panda.. to eggtarts, to mango pudding and to those big arsed gula gula samboi( yang GULA GULA NYA basar cam BULA SQUASH.,skali dalamnya ada samboi?.. )aaah.. me likey in this world. My sisters always tanya where i get all these gula gula from..and i say “china town” proudly..emphasizing on the CHINA. hahahahahahaha. The thing is i pass it everyday on my way home from school.. and i have a habbit of stopping at shops on the way. cuci cuci mata. huhuhu.
Ternyata, gula gula asam atu can come in handy rupanya. SIAPA SIAPA YANG SUKA TIDUR DALAM CLASS (seperti saya sendiri) baca nie. I almost fell off my chair during a lecture last monday. How i know this? My lecturer had stop the lecture to tell me to “Becareful, Syazzaa..don’t fall off the chair”. Shit man. Malu ku maluuuu.. if i was fair macam cina you couldve seen my face getting red macam lipstick. Baik jua itam. Even after the embarassment i still kept on dozing off.. haha so i thought shit man. ini tak boleh jadi man. so i went in to the bathroom for a quick nap and came back with a bright idea of sucking on GULA GULA SAMBOI . hahahahahahahahaha. I made a hell lot of noises in the process of finding them in my bag. u know the sound of plastic rubbing. hahahahaha.. When i finally found it i popped one in to my mouth..and i was still making noises cause the gula gula was too big and it kept on rubbing against my teeth. hahahahaha. MALAS TAH KU PEDULI TU. but it worked… I was wide awake for the rest of the lecture. kenapa? takut ter-CHOKE. so i had to stay awake to make sure i didnt choke on it lol. good strategy kan? hahahaha ANdhika kept on going “ah sas..makan permennya berisik ah!!” MALAS TAH KU DULU. huhuhu.
Gula gula samboi
A lecturer once told me to chew gum if you get sleepy in class. Man that didn’t work for crap. hahahaha. I tried it but i still fell asleep..
so there i was chewing gum right. skali the next thing i knew, when i woke up, my left cheek was sweet as candy. Pasal i had stuck the gum on my left cheek the whole time i was sleeping. hahaha.
note to self: singgah lagi ke kadai pick n mix cina atu bali gula gula asam. hahahaha. i call it woolworth chenes.
bah. mandi dulu.
kiss me.
Glenn – Tega
Of all the songs he butchered in his latest album this is the only song that’s still listen-able. A very emotional number this one, im not sure if this is one of his songs or a remake of an old song.But yeah anyway,here, have a read of the lyrics..
Ditengah rasa rinduku yang menggebu,
kau bersama dia..
Disaat saatku menunggu..dirimu
Kau bersama dia..
Bila kau cinta aku,
mengapa kau tipu diriku
tuk bersama dia..
KAU BUNUH HATIKU..(sadist wah lagunya)
saat ku bernafas untukmu..
kau kebanggaan aku..
yang tegga menipuku …
and then he goes…
bila kau cinta aku
mengapa kau tipu diriku..
tuk bersama dia….
HOOOOOOO..KAUUU
BUNUH hatiku
saat ku bernafas untukmu..
kau kebanggan akuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
yang tegaaaaa menipuuuukuuuuuuu..
(kalau tah buleh ada lagi bunyi urang sidak sidak in between verses)
on a happier note.. HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY DHILAH (WHO STILL OWES ME A 56Kb modem! hahaaha) I know you hate people calling you dhilah but im used to it..and i think dhilah is a beautiful name,just as beautiful as you are.
kiss me.
Thanks to mother ,I know you read here now. So i thought, hey! might as well take advantage of it!
I just want to let you know that i want a pink mustang for my graduation present.
and a camel (a pretty one, with extra long eyelashes!)
also, can you throw in a saddle as well as a camera man with the camel? I’m starting up a photo studio.
Thank you, and please do come again.I’ve been writing a list of things that i want for my graduation since i passed my PCE.
kiss me.
Pa, menyasal kan? kah kah kah kah. paning? hahahaha.
mmmbah. pagi pagi deh keluar Pramlee ah. hahaha. To those of you who are pramlee deprived. Norkiah Hanum is a character from one of his movies. Masam Masam Manis. My parents almost named me Siti Hanum once. THANK GOD an ustaz came to save the day! it was either Siti Hanum or Kamilak. AKU ANI ANAK ANGKAT KALI? hahahaha.
Ive been a busy bumble bee. I still owe my readers pictures from Glenn & Marcell’s concert and Jazon Mraz’s gig at the Prince of Whales. i havent had the time to resize them yet. Rehearsals for Idola Melben have started and with assignments mounting it’ll take me a while to get around and do it. Patience is a virtue people. huhuhu. Nda jua bisai bisai bah gambar gambar bis si marcell atu. camera kami camera LOW CLASS. huhu.
On the subject of idola melben. Man i dont know what i got myself in to. The 7 other contestents have big talents and i mean BIGGGG. One of them is in a band, the other is a singing teacher back in indo, the next one has been singing and performing JAZZ all her life…….one is a Buble’ impersonator.. and Andre is a member of Koes Plus.. ok. not really..but with a classic powerful voice like that he may aswell be a member of KOES PLUS…and and.. mmm..pingsan ku dulu. *sigh* anikan aku yang nada background in music at all at all at all. sigh…
and im sick and tired of drinking air limau kapas everyday. that stuff tastes like CRAP. Macam obat cap ibu dan anak perisa lemon. inda jua keluar suara ah. apa punya petua. AND LIME IS JUST SO BLOODY EXPENSIVE HERE OKAY? TRY ONE DOLLAR PER LIME. Lime be import dari LAWAS kali. boooooo.
Im off to do my assignment. I have to atleast get 8 paragraphs of sheer performance management hell out of the way before i go for band practice.
practice!! practice sampai PINGSAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kiss me.
Ps: Hahahahaha. Glad you guys enjoyed reading my previous coretan. haha apa nya orang “ketawalah kamu sebelum kamu di ketawakan!” .
Happy birthday to you,
makan ubi kayu,
minum susu lembu
dapat nomor satu.
dari mana kan asalnya lagu anie? musti urang suka memukun nie me reka reka lagu cemani anie.
Siapa punya birthday?
Aku inda tau..
dapat masih nomor satu..
jangan jealous you..
Awu. aku pun banarnya suka mukun. inda bah.
someone’s bday today. and yesterday. and the day before. i just dont know who. hang on..friendster might have some answers.
antah eh. I think it’s Angie’s bday today.
Happy birthday to you,
it’s your birthday too,
this month so many birthdays..
until i cannot remember whose.
It is now six A.M,
7 weeks till EXAM,
If i x-ray my braaaiiinnn,
there’s nothing inside…
Sorry for not blogging,
I have been busy googling.
Assignments stacking
i very pening.
BUSH. SITI PUN PANDAI MAIN PANTUN PANTUN CEMANI..
ASSIGNMENT INDA TEBUAT, TAPI tebuat ani..
apakan ni cani ani?
minta ku borang mengambil vitamin c?
Siapakan buatkan assignment ku?
siapa mau ambilkan degree untuk aku?
Masters???
siapa mau krg sudah ku bedegree, keraja untuk aku?
kalau mau.. silakan tah mengisi borang berikut dan hantar kepada..
sipamalas@Hotmail.com. tapi eksen ku.
Name:____ Binti:________ Age:_____
Sex/Jantina:_____ D.O.B:________ Anda menghadipi penyakit SARS? T untuk tidak dan N untuk No.
Sudah makan? tick YES or NO
Sudah PUAS makan? tick YES or NO
Sudah enjoys? tick YES or NO
Sudah Puas Enjoys? YES or NO
Pass PCE? YES Or NO (mesti 5A..minta maaf ku arah urnag yang 2A 3B saja atu ah..)
PASS PMB? YES OR NO? (ani ya jua nie.. mesti 8 distinction semua.. minta maaf ku arah urang yang dapat 2 distinction anam credit atu ah..)
PASS OLEVEL? YES OR NO? (ah.. at least 8o ni ah..minta maaf ku lagi skali arah urang yang dapat 3o’s saja atu..)
PASS ALEVEL? YES or NO? ( 3A ah.. yang 3c atu mana alai suka tu..)
Bedegree sudah? Yes or No
Kawin kah Single masih? Yes or No
Handsome kah Hodoh? Yes or No (hahaha macam form kan mencari laki tia pulang.. kensel kensel!)
DI TEGAH MENIPU:- ADAKAH ANDA HANDSOME? Yes or No (kalau yang menjawab perempuan, diminta menjawab NO sehaja)
Pandai cakap english? Yes or No
Pandai cakap english banar banar? Yes or No
Pandai cakap melayu? Yes or No
Fasih? Yes or No (yang “NO” atu baik tah tuition rah cigu kiah..allergic banar tah ku tu urang melayu nda pandai ckp melayu atu..membari hawaaaa.)
Suka minum oren kah minum manisan ataupun kah power root? Yes Or No (apa pulang yes or no? hahaha nda paham..)
Adakah anda pandai belajar? Yes or No
Be kelulusan Masters? Yes or No
Suka kepada angin yang kuat dan hujan yang lebat dan cuaca yang sejuk? YES Or NO
Suka kepada ribut taufan seperti scene pengabisan si tanggang/malik kundang/nakhoda manis, PINNOCHIO dan sebagainya? YES or No
Suka buat homework? Yes or No
Suka buat assignment? Yes or No
Suka makan ayam? yes or no?
Suka disuruh suruh membuatkan apa saja untuk seseorang, seperti membuatkan manisan, menumpah ambuyat dan sebagainya? yes or no
Ada experience didalam bidang bisnis management , BISNIS TANGLONG, BISNIS MUKUN ataupun BISNIS SPEARS? yes or no
if you answer yes to more than 85 questions (inda jua sampai? hahaha)… antarkan borang ani arah counter numbur 5 (paling batah be queu) di JDP. krg ku nyuruh urang LESEN L mengantar kemari. hahaha batah. malam ari nunggu.
sign sini __________________ (hahaha adakah SIGN SINI? hahahaha.. )
Tandatangan ________________ (baru lurus)
Cap Tangan ___________________
Cap Ibu jari ____________
cap BAPAK jari ___________________
cap bibir ___________________
cap KAKI ________________________________________________________
cap cap ani mesti BASAR line yang disediakan atu jua.
hahaha apakan..usulnya.. yang kan membuatkan assignment ku ani the HULK 5A (ex maktab sains)
dont mind me. im just procrastinating from work.
jadi tebuatah ku jua keraja bodoh yang seperti/semacam/sepucuk/seulas/setarik dan sesisir ini. (setaLIK tuan molehh angkaaat!!!)
kiss me.
PS: This is a “MISS UNIVERSE” THOUGHT..supaya urang lesen L inda kana kacau dijalan they should stick these behind the learners’ cars lah..
original pic taken from HER. diubah suai dengan PHOTOSHOP (bukan kawanku, jadi indaku payah melink, sama juanya photoshop ku photoshop komunis..aku link komunis saja kali hahaha capi capi jua eh)
*pakai suara BAPAK AKU* sadang sadang ngacau anak urang kan belajar driving ani.. huhuhu bahaya bah bahaya..inda kuasa bah.. bemara krg.. exsp d round about basar atu..kamu pikir kamu atu cali kah? inda cali bah sebanarnya..apakan cemani ani kan. *pigang parut* *nyanyi jamal abdillah punya “penghujung rindu”* *ask his daughters; “lawa suara bapa lai?”* *rewinds back to Faisal’s AF performance* *continues watching AF*
” ini dinamakan trend bapak borak anak rintikkkk ” Achik Spin, Diari Romeo.
JUST GOT BACK FROM JASON MRAZ’S GIG AT THE PRINCE OF WHALES on FITZROY.
NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY LIVIE LOVES THIS GUY SO MUCH.
i love him too. huhuhuhu.
post soon.
kiss me.
H/w:- Marcell & Glenn post, Natalie Choot post, Jason Mraz post.
