Hi, My name is Wendy.. Welcome to Dis-ni Land Hong-Kong:- HAVE A MAGICAL NIGHT!

a pinch of Sas in:-

German

Spanish

French

Italian

Portuguese

Japanese

Korean (anyong..anyong sayo..anyong..)

Haha. I found someone translating my site in Chinese on my extreme tracker.Ah well.. one thing kinda led to another. I do not know how accurate these translations are as i do not read of the languages above without the aid of “subtitles”. But yeah. pretty cool shit kan?

I am abit dissapointed though.Turns out that I’m still “Syazwana” in German, SPanish, French, Italian, Portuguese, Japanese and Korean. I thought they’d at least have a different spelling for it. BOOOOOO.

kiss me.

Michael Scofield..my hero.

I downloaded episode One and Two of Prison Break last nite. I got greedy and downloaded 10 more. Its 10.31pm and i’ve finished watching all of it. All except for episode 13, the season’s finale. I have no clue to why it won’t download on Bitcomet. I guess its my internet’s way of saying that i have had enough and i should therefore lay off the internet for a while. Syaz you download freak you. It’s a Good thing i have limewire.

Episode 13 – Man at the end of the tunnel downloading at 27kb/s and will be all set and ready to watch the moment i open up my eyes to a brand new Wednesday.

Season two of Prison Break premiered yesterday in the States. Ah. perfect. The timing couldn’t be better 🙂

I have a full day tommorow. Starting at 10am and only finisihing at Six in the evening. I think i kinda deserve it from all the bumming around i did the whole day. Gila men. My butt is numb from all that Scofield watching, downloading and what not.

oh. currently downloading Lost – the pilot pun..i’m soo soo behind when it comes to tv drama and series exsp the orang puteh ones. I gotta catch up with Desperate Housewives too. Tapi with Prison Break ani kan, i dont know how they will be able to pull the thing off as a series. What happens when they finally break free out of prison? Won’t the plot’s climax start to decline? heh..*scratches head* or maybe.. just maybe there won’t be a break out.. and by this season’s finale they would have the name changed to Prison break-time.. ha ha ha. it sounded so funny in my head ok?

k enuff of TV talk.

Anynomous, ure rite. i shudve gone “ya met, don be pa-loy..ip dat shop Coles hep ma-ngo..i don buy hear..lei mou kao cho!!!!!!”

I’m in the middle of reviewing Marcell’s new album titled – Denganmu. Im on the 8th track and it doesn’t look too promising. The music so far has been crap.. whatever happened to talent?????????? bleugh.

Friends here have been complaining about the thick Bruneian twang in my sentences. Both Nauli who is indonesian and Nawa a malaysian are finding it hard to understand me when i speak to them in malay. huhuhuhu. Can i help it if im bruneian? huhuhu.. lama bah ku di brunai atu..haha amah indon ku lagi cakap brunei.

speaking of Nauli, where is she anyway??

Kiss me.

Krispy Kremes….NOT

As predicted Krispy kremes opening up in melbourne??? just another urban legend waiting to be told. palui. But yeah they will be opening up soon either “next year” (like they say last year) or in 3 months time. I sure hope its the latter.Armed with good marketing strategies and over-rated glazed donuts they’ll suceed in competing with other donut branches like ‘donut king’ and the other donut-selling-places-yang-berdekatan-dengan-anda! No doubt.

keep our hopes up like that y dont u? 10,000 free donuts for all, but no krispy kremes BRANCH JUST YET. pffft.

Dear Mr Krispy Kremes,

Seriously! where do you get off monstrously reeling our senses like that? two words: YOU SUCK

Sincerely,

The Pms & Donut Deprived

On a happier note.. I went down to Vic market to get myself mangoes yesterday. ALONE. Only one particular stall was selling them, at 5bucks each lagi tu.Tried bargaining for a cheaper price but the asian fucker told me off with what sounded like a fake australian accent; “Maaaaaaaayyyyyte, i am selling at the maaaaa-ket ..this is as cheeeeeeeeeep as it gets! faa-iv DOLLA smeeeel them they’re reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-li su-wwwwweeeit“. It was really my que to say; “So what if they’re not in season mate? EVERY PMS WOMAN DESERVES A FAIR CHANCE AT GETTING CHEAP MANGOES”. Instead,i gave in and went home with two.The vendor did lived up to his promises though. They were “reeeeeeeeli Su-weeeeeeeeeeit” but the price was enough to put me off mangoes for a while. I am also starting to think that im losing my bargaining skills. sigh. Oh how I miss MUFAKAT sama kadai kaling atas Bukit-inda-jauh-dari-rumah-kami.

Reminds me of the Wet Market/pasar in Gadong; “pssst..miss..miss.. psst..lai..lai..sekilo tiga ringgit! sekilo tiga ringgit!” *kalau kamu inda layan they try a different what i like to call marketing strategy; “assalamualaikum… kerang lai.. 3 ringgit sekilo?”

Old Man playing Jazz @ Vic Mark

Spent the rest of my sunday afternoon cleaning up my closet. I’ve accumulated lots and lots of junk during my six years here. By the end of my cleaning spree ive successfully thrown away two badly-cnditioned school bags , lots and lots of assignment work from my previous uni and wondered how i ended UP WITH A SHOE BOX FULL OF UN-USED BLUE TACK? hahaha. what in the world syaz. Throwing all that junk out left me feeling rejuvenated and what do u know? more storage space for all the junk there is to come. huhuhu.

Oh Amal went to this gourmet food festival over the wknd and brought us back cupcakes!

CHocolate icing, Strawberry icing (kah stoberi?) , Vanilla icing , Not so much on the icing, but banana flavoured? (hehe).but nevertheless, yummy. the very.

Oh look who came to visit? my pet fish LIYANA. huhu. the Pink one is obviously mine!!! 😛

Woke up at ten this morning to go to Uni. Watched Prison Break before my cat nap this afternoon. Baru ku start liat.and that dude is HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT. Im hooked.

Alai: Aku mau Michael Schofield.

Alai: I wanna do sex with him.

Me: Aku sudah. i am a very proud woman. i can finally say that i lost my virginity..to him!

ALai: MUAMU. I have to mandi now. Dont dream of losing ure virginity to Wentworth coz im doing sex w him tonite.

Whatever Lai mau tia jua sama kedia hahaa, at least im not a prison break virgin anymore. At least im no longer oblivious to the prison break series that everyone including my BUSHU NAJWA has been raving about. But seriously, im hooked. is MINE. MINE. MINE. all MINE. and you KNOW IT LAI.

wow. long post for a loooong day. gonna go watch PB episode 2 now.

huhuhu.

kiss you.

kiss me.

Krispy Kremes

has arrived in melbourne.

they were giving out 10,000 kk donuts at QV the other day and it has been rumoured that a branch has opened in the same venue. According to Kel, she’s seen people walking around the city happily flaunting their kk boxes. i don’t know how true this is cos i pass QV everyday since i started school and ive seen no such thing. I did some research over the internet pulang, they did gave out 10,000 free donuts last week but there was still no indication of the existence of KK at QV.

going down to QV to check it out later anyways.

My head is screaaaaaaaaaaaaaaming for a glazed donut.

The weekend’s been a slow one. Playing tennis for two consecutive days has been making me konk out early hence, waking up earlier than usual pun. Which is good. at least i wont be wasting the day dozing off on the couch each time the Tyra Show Bank comes on.

No one at home is awake yet. Kalau turutkan hati tidur ku balik nie. i think i better get dressed and walk to Vic mark and get meself mangoes. yes. alone 🙁 BJ, if only u were here 🙁

Making the most out of my Sunday. 🙂

kiss me.

Pasar Malam @ Nowhere

Reached home to an empty apartment.

Saturday night and im home alone. J

Just came back from Pasar Malam this indonesian event held somewhere near nowhere. Evamandez was performing but they weren’t as good as they were at battle of the bands.They kind of butchered every rnb song there is alive..maybe the sound system was to blame? That was a tad dissapointing on my part.

Played tennis this afternoon with Kat & Kamy. Despite balls flying all over the courts plus two that flewww in to the black hole of never never seeing-it again, i had a good work out. Much practice needed on my backhand swing. Its tough when you’re not playing against concrete 😛

Am supposed to join Nawa,Vira and them at Lavish tonight. But yeah im too tired to go + i have class as early as NINE tommorow. yup. im still not really OVER the fact that i have to wake up early on Saturday mornings.Stupid uni stealing my saturdays like that,they’re just like the Grinch who stole christmas. EVIL. EVIL. PEOPLE.

Hockey’s playing on tv. Its Malaysia against the Ozzies. current score 4-0.

let me see if Malaysia can at least score a goal in this one.

heh heh heh.

kiss me.

DHil: sorry if i didn’t live up to your dreams 😛 hahaha but thanks anyways. where u been anyway????? menghilang tanpa berita..seperti pasir yang ditiup angin di tepi pantai yang biru..bagaikan burung terbang di waktu senja, hilang tanpa berita. ciyeeeeeeeeeeeee. hahahahahaha. puisi dang.

Lagu ex girlfriend nya kali nie.

Listening to this song a guy that i used to talk to (alot) gave me agesss (what seems like an infinity years) ago. I would listen to this song all day long if it didn’t remind me so much of him being the best asshole in the asshole planet. Jangan jangan lagu barinya ex girlfriendnya nie..sama girlfriend nya..sama ex nya yang ex ex lama lama nya lah. hahaha. cawie laki laki nya (player tesliur). pakar saja lagunya ani lawa. huhuhuhu.

yatah bah. so i went to school early in the morning..to change my timetable. The queu leading up to the enrollment desk was a football field long.After half an hour of waiting i got out of the line and ripped my forms up and threw it in to the bin infront of the enrollment officer. lets just say i was PMS DRIVEN. The others just stared at me, bewildered by my actions. MALAS TAH KU DULU. fuck get a NEW SYSTEM LAH. 15 MINUTES JUST TO GET A TICKET????? Another HOUR of waiting for your number to be called????? it only gets worse having to wait another 2 hours for them to process your new timetable. cannot lah. my patience just won’t allow it.

PALOI. SYSTEM KG AYING TU NAMANYA!!! FUCK YOU CQU. (my site’s probably gonna be blocked off the Uni server after this..pfft.)

marah ku nie.

I have no choice but to endure Saturday lectures for the rest of the semester.

*this is 4 Dhil. haha. NAH SHORT HAIR. mwa.

Friday today. Going out for Lunch with Olivia (the girl from tawau!) and Kel.

I want the crispy chicken rice from the rmit arcade.

kiss me.

Kunjarani GOLD

Haji Labi:- “No Jalan No Road! Am i going to the heaven or to the hell?” – labu labi

It’s my day off today. I was supposed to go to school to see if i could scrap Saturday lectures off my timetable. gila men. It just clicked me that there will be no way “in the hell or in the heaven” that i will be going to any lectures on a Saturday. COME ON PEOPLE. There are 5 working days in a week? Isn’t THAT enough kah?? Stupid Uni. Stealing my Saturdays like that. Ingat apa PULIS?????? kan keraja over time?? NO WAY. NO VEI. hahaha.

Spent the day crying over female weightlifters (who either did or did not make it on their 3rd attempt). Aside from PMS,there’s something about sports that just seems to set me off on a crying frenzy. I was so emotional it wasn’t funny. Nadia who was chilling out for awhile pun caught on to my vibes and started tearing up herself when Kunjarani Devi Nameirakpam (the dynamo) from india won! hahaha.

LEARN YOUR SUKU KATA! THATS:- KUN-JA-RA-NI DE-VI NA-ME-IRAK-PAM

Oh. Did you know???? That weighlifters gets 3 attempts to pick up the weights in a competition? hahahaha. I never knew that and i’ve never actualy sat through weightlifting competitions before. Always a first time for everything rite? hahaha. tapi yo gila si KUN-JA-RA-NI ah KUAT YO. hahahaha. She sailed through the competition without using up ANY of her attempts. baru ya NO VEI!!!!

Just woke up from my cat nap. its 10pm. pukul brapa tah kan tidur balik nie????

Being Squash-less FUCKS YOU up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry. im just a truck load full of emotions today.

one minute im happy

the next im crying

and then in grumpy

and then i fall asleep. chet.

kiss me.

Commonwealth Games, Melbourne 2006

Melbourne has gone amok. Though, in a good way 🙂

Busy day here in the city. On my walk back from Uni they were shitloads of people making their way towards the Yarra River.They were police officers everywhere. Trams being stopped here and there. SIRENS polluting the air. Even at home in my apartment, from the 22nd floor,i could see helicopters flying towards the MCG where the commonwealth opening ceremony is going to be held. The party is in full swing.

Unfortunately for me, i kudnt manage to get tickets to the opening although i would’ve loveeeed to go. I guess ill just have to watch it on tv tonight. The procession on the river however is free ganya i kudn’t be arsed to go. all that people. all that noise. eyuch.

I be keeping an eye out for Brunei’s flag. I heard Brunei’s only sending lawn bowlers this year. *yawn*. Mana tia COach hasnan ah? nya kan kana antar for squash!?!?! tinggal kami sini ani frust menungging!! hahaha.

Brunei Flag on Bourke St. Go for gold!!! even if it’s just for……lawn bowling..

Ive been tearing up all day watching the triumphs of past australian runners,swimmers,netballers and whatnot on channel 9. PMS is hitting me like a hurricane.I even bawled my eyes out over the slightest ‘i am the champion thats why i eat wheetbix’ advertisement. I was also craving for mangoes. which is a tad unusual. Tried looking for mangoes at safeway earlier but they didnt have any so i settled for 2nd best which was the mango tango smoothie from Boost. huhuhuhu. Mangoes beats the shit out of chocolates this time around 😛

i just hope i could see the fireworks from here.

i havent had any cheap thrills today 😛

kiss me.

I will be blessed.

Lisa Ekdahl playing in the background. Guess im back to my whole chilling out in my room, smoking ciggarettes, listening to jazz routine. Its my day off today and i’m meeting up with inta for coffee at Koko black at 5. No trams going down bourke st today as a result of heavy duty construction going on the roads. Commonwealth (go for gold!) kicks off tommorow and Melbourne’s looking good. I spotted Brunei’s flag infront of Myers yesterday and went like all sakai over it like.

dadada..

lalalala..

ok. i seem to have lost my train of thought.

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PLaying;- Teacher’s Pet – Cinta Kita (gila men. lagu ceta SOFEA JANE)

Holy cow!!! its past 12 and ive just finished saving my last game of Sims. Im recovering from Tungit deprivation 😛 ok no. sebenarnya i was bored. so bored that ive even signed up for the online sims community thing. huhuhu.Kamy dropped of chocolate souffles,at just about the right time too. I dont know if it was just Kamy showing off her baking skills (:P, joking babe)but the chocolate did my pms cravings a favour. It was really good.Thank You. 🙂

Met up with Inta down on bourke street for Chai. Although i wished it was me meeting up with one of my girls instead. Sure, i had a good time catching up with Inta but it just wasn’t the same. I wished it was my girls from home i had caught up with. Clearly im missing you all back at home.

The city was really busy today. There weren’t any trams in sight so i had to walk down to Bourke Street Mall where i saw flocks of people gathering around a podium. They had some sort of commonwealth celebration going on.. i think they were welcoming the atheletes kali. I did took a shot of the thing though but with my dodgy camera phone. ill post it up once i recharge my phone punya battery lah..oh i bought myself a new charger..i can finally kiss Kel’s dusty mono-ringtoned 8310 goodbye~!

My back’s aching from playing sims to much.

i think its time for me to go to bed.

class at 2 tommorow.

kiss me.

Nadd: great taste 😉