{"id":985,"date":"2007-02-28T17:01:11","date_gmt":"2007-02-28T07:01:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pynk.flawedperfection.net\/?p=985"},"modified":"2007-02-28T17:02:44","modified_gmt":"2007-02-28T07:02:44","slug":"welcome-to-brunei-siti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=985","title":{"rendered":"My Wake up Call. Welcome back to Brunei, Siti."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>*Dials 113*<br \/>\nSiti: Hello? buleh betanya brapa no telipun squash di stadium?<br \/>\nOperator: ah..skuash..mana ada tu..eh ada.. eh.. prasan ku nada bah.. eh nada..eh ada..eh..skajap ah paksa through operator di stadium atu tu..eh inda eh..eh cuba saja numbur ani:- 2381753<br \/>\nSiti: Thank You<\/p>\n<p>*Dials 2381753*<br \/>\nSiti: Hello? Skuash nie?<br \/>\nPerson at the end of the line:- &#8220;Bukan ani tennis&#8221;<br \/>\nSiti: ah brapa no telipun skuash ah??<br \/>\nPerson at the end of the line:- telipun numbur ani 2382796<br \/>\nSiti: Thank You<\/p>\n<p>*Dials 2382796*<br \/>\nSiti: Hello. Skuash nie?<br \/>\nPerson at the end of the line:- Ani swimming pool..<br \/>\nSIti: ah brapa no telipun skuash ah??<br \/>\nPerson at the end of the line: Mesti dari operator tu.<br \/>\nSiti: brapa no teponnya ..<br \/>\nPerson at the end of the line:-<br \/>\n2380700<\/p>\n<p>*Dials  2380700*<br \/>\nSiti: hello skuash ah<br \/>\nOperator: tunggu kajap ah.. ni nah nombornya 2382482<\/p>\n<p>*Dials 2382482*<br \/>\nPerson at the end of the line: Hello? Stadium tertutup.<br \/>\nSiti: hmm&#8230;ah..brapa no telipun skuash ah?<br \/>\nPerson at the end of the line asks the person behind her:- BRAPA NO TELIPUN SKUASH AHHHHHHHH??? *crackle crackle*..<br \/>\n2382795<br \/>\nSiti: terima kaseh. <\/p>\n<p>*dials 2382795*<br \/>\n&#8230;.ring ring ring ring ring to infinity (nda bejawab)<\/p>\n<p>after all that?? skali inda bejawab??<\/p>\n<p>sigh.i guess i CAN be sabar if i want to be. <\/p>\n<p>sakit jua eh. bisai. kana buatkan PASSING PARCEL.  <\/p>\n<p>kiss me. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*Dials 113* Siti: Hello? buleh betanya brapa no telipun squash di stadium? Operator: ah..skuash..mana ada tu..eh ada.. eh.. prasan ku nada bah.. eh nada..eh ada..eh..skajap ah paksa through operator di stadium atu tu..eh inda eh..eh cuba saja numbur ani:- 2381753 Siti: Thank You *Dials 2381753* Siti: Hello? Skuash nie? Person at the end of the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-985","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/985","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=985"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/985\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}