{"id":936,"date":"2007-01-30T18:59:10","date_gmt":"2007-01-30T08:59:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pynk.flawedperfection.net\/?p=936"},"modified":"2007-01-31T01:16:42","modified_gmt":"2007-01-30T15:16:42","slug":"cow-say-moo-cat-say-meow-cow-bday-cat-say-boo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=936","title":{"rendered":"Cow say moo cat say meow. cow bday. cat say boo."},"content":{"rendered":"

RENNNNNNNNNNNNNNN<\/a> LUPA KU RENNNNNNNNNN HAPPY BIRTHDAY RENNNNNNNNN!
\nIM SO BAD WITH PEOPLE’S BIRTHDAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! HAPPYYYYY 19th Birthday Rina ku. nanti aku bagi kau kiss ah. kiss apa kau mau kiss campur kah kiss mis? ha ha ha .i love you ren! hope u had a good one!!!!!!! nanti ku bagi kau dedication di radio ah hahahaha.<\/p>\n

Bushu tagged me. So aku jawab.<\/p>\n

1) Are your parents married or divorced?
\nYes!! <\/p>\n

2) Are you a vegetarian?
\nYes!! I am also very skinny and i fit into a size MINUS (-) 0 dress and ive been banned from showing up on all the catwalks in Milan for being too skinny. huh. LIFE IS SO UNFAIR.<\/p>\n

3) Do you believe in Heaven?
\nYes. heaven is a place where i can have all the vegetarian fried chicken in the whole wide world.<\/p>\n

4) Have you ever come close to dying?
\nFlying kah dying?<\/p>\n

5) What jewellery do you wear 24\/7?
\nI wear nothing but me. ESEH. now where did that come from?? <\/p>\n

6) Favourite time of day?
\n3Pm – 3:30 PM every week day thats because Super Sweet 16 is On
\n8PM weekdays :- Reruns of sex & the city on W. hahaha. <\/p>\n

7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
\napakan STEM ko makan? KRATAS KALI AH. MANA BULEH MAKAN. UJUNG2 MATI PLANG KRG.<\/p>\n

8 ) Do you wear makeup?
\ndo u wear spendet?<\/p>\n

9) Ever have plastic surgery?
\nIve worn a plastic over my head. the pink ones u get from buying sekupong at the pasar when you were 2. i am now 22<\/s> 16 and i want to play skupong skupongan.<\/p>\n

10) Do you colour your hair?
\nBlack dang. malas ku kan be dye ani. rusak bah rambut.<\/p>\n

11) What do you wear to bed?
\nGalang amas yang banyak sekali serta rantai emas berjuntai juntai. <\/p>\n

12) Have you ever done anything illegal?
\nthis question is oh so the very laughable. INDA MANA PERNAH. AWU MANA KU PERNAH
\nTU MASUK KE KELAB MASA UMUR KU 16 TAUN . MANA PERNAH. SAMA MANA PERNAH KU MEMBAWA CINCALU KE AMINAH ARIF. INDA PERNAH AH. <\/p>\n

13) Can you roll your tongue?
\ncan you make cake roll?<\/p>\n

14) Do you tweeze your eyebrows?
\nLately no. Nauli cakapnya jan tweeze nya inda baik. Shave saja. but my other friend, Nawa says the opposite. MANA SATU TAH BANAR NIE? MALAS KU LAGI KAN MENGACAU KIRAI KU. <\/p>\n

15) What kind of sneakers?
\nchocolate nya sneakers ani halal kah? MANA TAU SI YUY KAN BETANYA. <\/p>\n

16) Do you believe in abortions?
\nhehe. what is there not to believe?<\/p>\n

17) What is your hair color?
\nblack<\/p>\n

18) Future child\u2019s name?
\nKassim Santiago <\/p>\n

19) Do you snore?
\nhehe…apparently so. <\/p>\n

20) If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?
\nFrench. hahahaha. confident “French”. <\/p>\n

21) Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
\ninda.<\/p>\n

22) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
\nbali papat kuku. eh. kapeh jua sudah tu. <\/p>\n

23) Gold or Silver?
\non teeth i like gold. on the tooth i like silver.<\/p>\n

24) Hamburger or hot dog?
\ni dont know how to eat hotdogs\/sausages. the smell of ham makes me vomit. i accidentally ate bacon once and threw up at the boarding house. headmistress thought i was bulimic. haha<\/p>\n

25) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
\nfried chicken. <\/p>\n

26) City, beach or country?
\nbitch. <\/p>\n

27) What was the last thing you touched?
\nantah..telingaku?<\/p>\n

28) Where did you eat last?
\noh where. at home. too broke to go out and eat.<\/p>\n

29) When\u2019s the last time you cried?
\ntommorow..when they tell me that the motherboard for my laptop has not arrived yet. <\/p>\n

30) Do you read blogs?
\nada jua lah..<\/p>\n

31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
\nwhy not.<\/p>\n

32) Ever been involved with the police?
\nyes!! that one time my car’s mirrors got hit by a golfball on the highway. i went straight to the police to make a complaint.<\/p>\n

33) What\u2019s your favourite shampoo conditioner and soap?
\nV05. im done with those designer ones. they never work. <\/p>\n

34) Do you talk in your sleep? nope. <\/p>\n

35) Ocean or pool?
\nboring eh..<\/p>\n

38) Window seat or aisle?
\nwindow seat. so that i dont have to be woken up every few seconds by the person next to me just because they need to go to the toilet. LEARN TO HOLD IT IN PEOPLE.<\/p>\n

39) Ever met anyone famous?
\nnope<\/p>\n

40) Do you feel that you\u2019ve had a truly successful life?
\nno not yet. coming soon.<\/p>\n

41) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
\ncut it kai gunting. lurung sikuna style. <\/p>\n

42) Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey?
\nricki lake can go and die. stories that are juiced up aint my thang.<\/p>\n

43) Basketball or Football?
\nntah..ubat gigi dunhill. <\/p>\n

44) How long do your showers last?
\nntah. mcm tah ku be timer sini ani. <\/p>\n

45) Automatic or do you drive a stick?
\nautomatic supersonic hypnotic funky fresh awu bah..ubat gigi malboro. <\/p>\n

46) Cake or ice cream?
\ncake or cake ice cream kah? ataupun ICE CREAM saja? antah aku nda makan manis2 jaga badan. last last aku makan KUEH MOR saja 100 BIJI – one sitting.<\/p>\n

47) Are you self-conscious?
\nare u self couscous. adakah couscous. <\/p>\n

48) Have you ever drank so much you threw up?
\nluan jua sampai muntah. megapa? baik tah be TUBE saja lain kali. be control minuman atu. <\/p>\n

49) Have you ever given money to a beggar?
\napakannie. boring soalannya.<\/p>\n

50) Have you been in love?
\nlagi tia.<\/p>\n

51) Where do you wish you were?
\nbrunei. foodzone to be exact. dimsum. <\/p>\n

52) Are you wearing socks?
\ni hate socks.*<\/p>\n

53) Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
\ninda! bising!<\/p>\n

54) Can you tango?
\nJOGET kah?<\/p>\n

55) Last gift you received?
\nhehehe bowtie necklace.. <\/p>\n

56) Last sport you played?
\nsquash. ages ago.<\/p>\n

57) Things you spend a lot of money on?
\njewellery, clothes, books oh KFC.<\/p>\n

58) Where do you live?
\ndalam almari. sampit lagi tu almari nya. KAN PINDAH KU EH…ganya contract tinggal 7 bulan lagi..krg inda balik BOND. <\/p>\n

59) Where were you born?
\nripas lipas<\/p>\n

60) Last wedding attended?
\nsi radz kawin. <\/p>\n

63) Most hated food?
\nindomee. hahaha. serious. pasal dulu kana takut takuti becacing. sampai ani ku inda makan. call me HIGHCLASS but i can’t even stand the smell. hahahaha. <\/p>\n

64) What\u2019s your least favourite food?
\nsama jua tu. indomee. amal just asked kel..”Kel. indomee sedap ani NYAMAN kah?” apakan. was there a need to ask kah when it says there on the package that its SEDAP? hahahaha.<\/p>\n

65) Can you sing?
\nOI. MODEL kali ah. bukan penyanyi. <\/p>\n

66) Last person you instant messaged?
\nLiyana “Orang Puteh Sasat” Latif<\/p>\n

67) Last place you went on holiday?
\ni think it was dubai. <\/p>\n

68) Favourite regular drink?
\nvegetable oil. <\/p>\n

69) Tag 3 friends:
\nmestikah? malas ku eh. <\/p>\n

70) Current Song:
\nOlivia – Never too far. <\/p>\n

71) suka makan kerupuk kah inda?
\nsuka.<\/p>\n

72) berapa sudah kau makan hari ani.
\n4 packet. <\/p>\n

73) kerupuk apa?
\nkerupuk cheese. <\/p>\n

74) nyaman tah?
\nnyaman.<\/p>\n

75) minta?
\ninda. <\/p>\n

76) Ai karit jua?
\npeduli ku. kerupukku.<\/p>\n

77) Bah banar ah lainkali aku bali sugus inda ku bagi kau ah?
\njangan pulang.<\/p>\n

78) eh bah minta eh?
\ninda.<\/p>\n

79) eh minta wah?
\ninda wah. <\/p>\n

80) minta wah please?
\nISH BAH MAKAN TAH SEMUA. MALAS KU MAKAN LAGI. SIKIT SIKIT MINTA. SIKIT SIKIT MINTA. <\/p>\n

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