{"id":906,"date":"2007-01-05T21:38:45","date_gmt":"2007-01-05T11:38:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pynk.flawedperfection.net\/?p=906"},"modified":"2007-01-05T21:38:45","modified_gmt":"2007-01-05T11:38:45","slug":"dont-call-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=906","title":{"rendered":"dont call me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sitting in Kel&#8217;s swivelling chair. Blogging and typing a search on limewire that reads: The Greatest love of all.  Woohoo. How did this facination with me and whitney begin? I was watching Coming to America  (one of bapa&#8217;s all time greatest love of all MOVIE haha) on tv tadi and there was this guy who did a really funny and a thousand times more BAD rendition of this wedding number. It was so bad, that i just felt obligated to download the original out of pity for whitney houston.<\/p>\n<p>so here i am.  with my (apparently BIG) butt swivelling on the chair as i blog type download and PMS. <\/p>\n<p>damn. i cant find videos on you tube.<\/p>\n<p>aku liat survivor dulu eh.  survivor cook islands. the one yang LAKI LAKI KOREA atu MANANG???? yippee.. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sitting in Kel&#8217;s swivelling chair. Blogging and typing a search on limewire that reads: The Greatest love of all. Woohoo. How did this facination with me and whitney begin? I was watching Coming to America (one of bapa&#8217;s all time greatest love of all MOVIE haha) on tv tadi and there was this guy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-906","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/906","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=906"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/906\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}