{"id":891,"date":"2006-12-25T20:00:35","date_gmt":"2006-12-25T10:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pynk.flawedperfection.net\/?p=891"},"modified":"2006-12-25T20:59:42","modified_gmt":"2006-12-25T10:59:42","slug":"tick-tock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=891","title":{"rendered":"tick tock."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Norhana&#8217;s been urging me to post. So here i am posting.  You know, how people go: &#8220;oh i don&#8217;t read Her\/His site anymore because its boring!&#8221; . The last thing i want is to be called &#8220;boring&#8221; so here i am, trying to think of something mind blowing-ly not boring to talk about. *scratches head* <\/p>\n<p>Ive been watching the shopping tv (kind of like smart shop) on and off the whole week and now i&#8217;m convinced that i neeed:-<\/p>\n<p>-A Magic Bullet<br \/>\n-Pro-Activ Solution (as used by P-diddy and Britney spears)<br \/>\n&#8211; Miracle Vacuum. <\/p>\n<p>Magic Bullet&#8217;s probably the next best thing since  <em><strong>Pitera<\/strong><\/em> was discovered for SKII huhuhu .<br \/>\nIt blends everything :- everything to everything. It&#8217;s even microwavable..and you could cook PASTA SAUCES in seconds and make COCKTAILS (not like i&#8217;m gonna drink any) in a snap of a finger.  Gila yo Handal. Its like the GOD of all BLENDERS. huhuhu. and if u buy now.. u get a free magic bullet &#8220;upgrade&#8221; that consists of a juice maker and an extra whipper. huhuhu.<\/p>\n<p>Pro-Activ Solution .. its a facial wash. Prior to watching the ad i never knew Jessica Simpson had acne..probably because she doesnt. And i honestly thought puff daddy would have other things in the world to worry about  (court hearings, gangster shootings , maybe getting braces etc..etc)  rather than bad skin. gila. sekali.. the whole time i was watching it i was stuffing myself with mouthfuls of ferrero rocher.. skali..aku rasa rasa siring telinga ku..yo. ada tia jerawat atu yo. huhuhuhu. and i spent the rest of the afternoon watching Britney Spears&#8217; punya skin turned in to a baby&#8217;s bottom..and here i am.. still touching my pimple near my ear and going.. kalau ku pakai pro activ solution..ilang kali ah&#8230; ? huhuhuhu. inda kan inda baik. baik kali ah.mun puff daddy lagi pakai. oh sorry. P.DIDDY. kalau pro activ ani dpt membari kurus mana saja..huhu mcm MERIT. <\/p>\n<p>Miracle Vacuum. I&#8217;m convinced this is the best vacuum in the vacuum planet. MIJA PUN YA TESIROK. huhuhuhuhu. I could probably use it to save the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! huhu&#8230;&#8230;. my way of showing it off is by using the vacuum at the beach. hahaha memvacuum pasir. hahahaha. <\/p>\n<p>but what i really need now is.. a new swimming cap. anyone knows if they come in different sizes? because mine doesn&#8217;t seem to fit properly. i keep on getting my hair wet. unless..andangnya cap or no cap you still get your wet? <\/p>\n<p>oh well. im off. huhuhuhuhu. ISOK BOXING DAY YOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>kiss me. <\/p>\n<p>ps: si norhana tidur sini. and she brought her swimming aparrel, shorts and RUNNING SHOES. ya pikir apa kan sini ani? FOBISSEA?? hahahahaha. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Norhana&#8217;s been urging me to post. So here i am posting. You know, how people go: &#8220;oh i don&#8217;t read Her\/His site anymore because its boring!&#8221; . The last thing i want is to be called &#8220;boring&#8221; so here i am, trying to think of something mind blowing-ly not boring to talk about. *scratches head* [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-891","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/891","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=891"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/891\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}