{"id":831,"date":"2006-11-25T17:44:46","date_gmt":"2006-11-25T07:44:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pynk.flawedperfection.net\/?p=831"},"modified":"2006-11-25T17:50:41","modified_gmt":"2006-11-25T07:50:41","slug":"todays-story-i-accidentally-banged-the-little-pinky-of-my-toe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=831","title":{"rendered":"Today&#8217;s story :- I accidentally banged the little pinky of my toe!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>and it hurts. <\/p>\n<p>and i&#8217;m bored. so bored. someone help me. someOne help me help me help me. i JAM my monopoly already. cake mania also i JAM sudah..that dinner game pun i JAM.. hmmmmmmmmm&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>maybe i&#8217;ll go play my literati on yahoo. kind of like Scrabble. But it follows a different scoring method.  <\/p>\n<p>SIGH<br \/>\nkiss me. <\/p>\n<p>ps: Livie, the lady boss thinks i should get a new layout.. YA UCAP LAYOUT KU ANI BIDA KAH? huhuhu. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>and it hurts. and i&#8217;m bored. so bored. someone help me. someOne help me help me help me. i JAM my monopoly already. cake mania also i JAM sudah..that dinner game pun i JAM.. hmmmmmmmmm&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; maybe i&#8217;ll go play my literati on yahoo. kind of like Scrabble. But it follows a different scoring method. SIGH [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=831"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}