{"id":821,"date":"2006-11-20T13:44:33","date_gmt":"2006-11-20T03:44:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pynk.flawedperfection.net\/?p=821"},"modified":"2006-11-20T13:51:04","modified_gmt":"2006-11-20T03:51:04","slug":"led-is-the-new-brack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=821","title":{"rendered":"LED is the new BRACK"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me: Hi. can i order one mango tea with pearl?<br \/>\nold chinese lady behind counter:- ya ya..ok ok.. wif pearl ha?<br \/>\nme: ya.<br \/>\nchinese lady behind counter: ok. u want take away or dlink here hor?<br \/>\nme: take away<br \/>\nchinese lady behind counter:- ok ah.. u want LED (red) tea or BRACK (black) tea?<br \/>\nme: BRACK.<br \/>\nchinese lady behind counter:- ok ok.. have a seat.<br \/>\nme: eh! wait!<br \/>\nchinese lady behind counter: WAT?<br \/>\nme: no ice! <\/p>\n<p>adakah black jadi brack red jadi led. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/flyingnat.blogspot.com\">Nat<\/a> on the other hand was telling me how people from HONGKONG (i refuse to say hongky) confuses the letter L with N. Instead of calling her Natalie. they call her <strong>&#8220;NATANIE&#8221;<\/strong>. LOL. It&#8217;s <em><strong>hinanious<\/strong><\/em>!<\/p>\n<p>lol. Nat. I guess its not FLYINGNAT.BLOGSPOT.COM anymore. its FRYING NAT. BROGSPOT.COM or FNYING NAT . BNOGSPOT.COM<\/p>\n<p>lol. Si Maya lagi handal. Adakah &#8220;Ku tampar karang <strong>MURUT<\/strong> (mulut) mu!&#8221;???? LOL. <\/p>\n<p>LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL<\/p>\n<p>kiss me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: Hi. can i order one mango tea with pearl? old chinese lady behind counter:- ya ya..ok ok.. wif pearl ha? me: ya. chinese lady behind counter: ok. u want take away or dlink here hor? me: take away chinese lady behind counter:- ok ah.. u want LED (red) tea or BRACK (black) tea? me: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-821","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/821","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=821"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/821\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=821"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=821"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=821"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}