{"id":815,"date":"2006-11-17T18:57:56","date_gmt":"2006-11-17T08:57:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pynk.flawedperfection.net\/?p=815"},"modified":"2006-11-17T19:05:41","modified_gmt":"2006-11-17T09:05:41","slug":"siti-please-write-properly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=815","title":{"rendered":"Siti, Please write properly!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t really have anything to talk about and I dont really know why I even attempted blogging. Lets see now.. where do i start? <\/p>\n<p>I know for a fact that mom would be happy with my latest posts. Mom&#8217;s the one who usually complains about my writing, mainly because my punctuations and capital letters are often not in the right places. Like i can be bothered kan? exactly. But lately I have &#8211; so i hope you&#8217;re happy \ud83d\ude00 Now im wondering how many of you out there do pay attention to the not so obvious grammatical errors?<\/p>\n<p>HUhHhuhuhuhu&#8230;&#8230;this is what mom means by not writing properly. I tend to over use &#8220;&#8230;&#8230;.&#8221; and &#8220;!!!!!&#8221; and i spell malaysia &#038; singapore with a lower case M and S but i spell &#8220;Toilet&#8221; with a capital &#8220;T&#8221; and &#8220;Fried Chicken&#8221; with a capital &#8220;F&#8221; and &#8220;C&#8221;. As you can see, i play favourites &#8211; I only use capital letters on things that i like and things that i want to get noticed. Instead of bolding them, i use capital letters. Funny. But that&#8217;s just the way i work. The &#8220;&#8230;..&#8221; on the other hand means &#8220;I&#8217;m thinking of the next thing to say. So while my fingers waits for my brain to tell them to type it goes &#8220;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.&#8221;. The longer i think the longer the &#8220;&#8230;..&#8221;. So you can tell through my posts how fast or how MUCH i think.  &#8220;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&#8221; Could mean a few things: One, that i am happy. Two, that i am excited. Three,  that i am ANGRY. or any combination of two. <\/p>\n<p>One time my writing even led my mom to believe that tHis was..how i write for my SchOol assignments. Its shitty enough that i get penalized for handing my assignments late I don&#8217;t think i&#8217;d want more marks to be cut off just because i spelt Australia &#8211; ostralia , ostroria, astro ria. <\/p>\n<p>The thing is with me, I don&#8217;t really think of what i&#8217;m going to post prior to opening the wordpress window. I just write whatever that comes to mind. By the time i&#8217;ve thought up something to write my brain&#8217;s probably too busy listening to my musings that it forgets to tell the other part of my brain to use capital letters fullstops,commas,gigi,ninimu,muamu and so on.<\/p>\n<p>Unless i have to write and assignment or a letter to John Howard to tell him how HANDSOME he is (if only he had hair), i really dont care much about my capital letters. Blog ku jua ganya. Bukannya orang lain. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to go and try my hand at making braised chicken now. Is it me? or is this blog slowly turning in to a food blog? <\/p>\n<p>peeeas<\/p>\n<p>kiss me. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t really have anything to talk about and I dont really know why I even attempted blogging. Lets see now.. where do i start? I know for a fact that mom would be happy with my latest posts. Mom&#8217;s the one who usually complains about my writing, mainly because my punctuations and capital letters [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-815","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/815","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=815"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/815\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=815"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=815"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}