{"id":718,"date":"2006-09-21T18:11:03","date_gmt":"2006-09-21T08:11:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pynk.flawedperfection.net\/?p=718"},"modified":"2006-09-21T21:32:19","modified_gmt":"2006-09-21T11:32:19","slug":"sekolah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=718","title":{"rendered":"Sekolah Tamil Lonsdale"},"content":{"rendered":"

Vanekem<\/strong><\/p>\n

At uni. finishing off the last bits of my assignment. One down 3 more to go. Crazy stuff. The dude’s next to me doing a TIMED online test , talking to me and TALKING on the phone at the same time. Guess what he’s doing now? He just got up and left the room. The test window still opened with an elapsed time of 34min 52 secs. bloody hell. HANDAL. He’s probably gone to get a drink at the curry bowl across the street.<\/p>\n

The Computer lab is packed..the room stinks of all kinds<\/strong><\/em> of things. blah. I think the smell has probably blocked up the internet lines pun. kan mati SLOW ah. <\/p>\n

I should really stop bitching and start plowing through the three piles of research on a local cereal<\/strong><\/em> company. Cereal. Who cares. Who dares fucks around with Uncle effing Toby’s anyway? If i had my way, i’d just sell the company off and spend the money on a life time supply of trashy gossip magazines and kfc..oh and also cable tv and unlimited credit for my mobile. <\/p>\n

Yes. I’m a practical girl. <\/p>\n

Well at least ive started with assignment A. I have no clue on how to start with assignment B. Its asking how i would transport 100 mining trucks from Korea to Mt Isa in Brisbane. Ok. Mining Trucks. do u know HOW BIG those things are? They definitely don’t come in little tiffany boxes thats for sure. When they should. Exsp when they’re going to make students write essays on the whole logistic process. <\/p>\n

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\nAni bukan truck namanyanie. Ani namanya RAKSASA.<\/p>\n

The lecturer suggested us to start off the essay with assumptions like.. ‘supposedly these things can be disassembled’. fine. i’d go with that. I’d disassemble them. and go.. <\/p>\n

“On the way to the ports the Logistics manager got a call from Mt Isa and was told that they would no longer be needing mining trucks..well not yet anyway cause their company is in the process of being taken over by Uncle toby’s”. <\/p>\n

Brisbane Coal mining taikong: Hello, an-nyong sayo.
\nKorean Logistics Manager: Anyong anyong..
\nBrisbane: anyonga sayo..
\nKLM: anyong anyong
\nBribane: i have suprise.
\nKLM: ooo shuplie-sh? i love shumpliesh!
\nBrisbane: remember the 100 trucks i ordered
\nKLM: yes, itsh on their way there nowsh.
\nBrisbane: i KENSEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UNCLE want to buy my company!! make coal cereal.
\nKLM: boola?? what uncle!?
\nBrsbane Taikong: ehhh.. dont ask. point is. i KENSEL.
\nKLM: oh. ok. shettle. do you want 100 Anyong Sayo Panda instead?
\nBrisbaneCMT: wah is it also 2 stories high and bigger den an everday civiliian vehicle?
\nKLM: 2 setolies high and bigger than an everyday shebilon veshiicle guaranteed. shince we’re friends ill throw in the car in the picture also..po pree. *Does very good <\/strong><\/em>sign with his thumb, even if the brisbane taikong cannot see him*<\/p>\n

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mission accomplished. A+++ I graduate with Honors. daddy’s happy mommy’s happy and we
\ncan all live happily ever after. woohoo.<\/p>\n

oh the dude’s back. with SAMOSAS. *shakes head* <\/p>\n

kiss me. <\/del><\/p>\n

PS: ren, ada cerita jipun baru namanya 1 Litre of Tears. hahahaaha. it will really make you cry one litre. check it out on youtube. abit cliche..but this time its a TRUE STORY. hahaha LAGI SEDIH.
\nnext up: Best Unis in Australia: IQRA <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Vanekem At uni. finishing off the last bits of my assignment. One down 3 more to go. Crazy stuff. The dude’s next to me doing a TIMED online test , talking to me and TALKING on the phone at the same time. Guess what he’s doing now? He just got up and left the room. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-718","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/718","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=718"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/718\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}