{"id":681,"date":"2006-09-03T02:06:38","date_gmt":"2006-09-02T16:06:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pynk.flawedperfection.net\/?p=681"},"modified":"2006-09-03T02:22:36","modified_gmt":"2006-09-02T16:22:36","slug":"sex-and-the-city-apple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=681","title":{"rendered":"the apple"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me &#038; the Winner<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/pynk.flawedperfection.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/Sashastrid1.jpg\" alt=\"null\" \/><br \/>\nAstrid &#038; Me (astrid not in her full outfit..u shudve seen herrr all bounded in a skimpy skimpy corset \ud83d\ude09 GRRR) <\/p>\n<p>Yes. i didn&#8217;t win. i didnt come 2nd pun..nor 3rd..one judge didn&#8217;t even like my voice..asking me if i had a sore throat (u dont know shit about what you&#8217;re talking about, honey!) but hey i had fun..and i was happy with my performance..completely over the moon with it \ud83d\ude09 this Syaz finally came out..and it was definitely a shocker. <\/p>\n<p>huahuahuahua.<\/p>\n<p>full story tommorow.<br \/>\nmore pictures tommorow. if not, MONDAY. <\/p>\n<p>hua hua hua. if not, NEVER. hahahaha hua hua just kidding. <\/p>\n<p>kiss me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me &#038; the Winner Astrid &#038; Me (astrid not in her full outfit..u shudve seen herrr all bounded in a skimpy skimpy corset \ud83d\ude09 GRRR) Yes. i didn&#8217;t win. i didnt come 2nd pun..nor 3rd..one judge didn&#8217;t even like my voice..asking me if i had a sore throat (u dont know shit about what you&#8217;re [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-681","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/681","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=681"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/681\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=681"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=681"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=681"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}