{"id":646,"date":"2006-08-10T06:45:26","date_gmt":"2006-08-09T20:45:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pynk.flawedperfection.net\/?p=646"},"modified":"2006-08-10T14:49:26","modified_gmt":"2006-08-10T04:49:26","slug":"happy-birthday-to-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=646","title":{"rendered":"Happy birthday to you."},"content":{"rendered":"

Happy birthday to you,
\nmakan ubi kayu,
\nminum susu lembu
\ndapat nomor satu. <\/p>\n

dari mana kan asalnya lagu anie? musti urang suka memukun nie me reka reka lagu cemani anie. <\/p>\n

Siapa punya birthday?
\nAku inda tau..
\ndapat masih nomor satu..
\njangan jealous you..<\/strong><\/p>\n

Awu. aku pun banarnya suka mukun. inda bah. <\/p>\n

someone’s bday today. and yesterday. and the day before. i just dont know who. hang on..friendster might have some answers.
\nantah eh. I think it’s Angie’s bday today. <\/p>\n

Happy birthday to you,
\nit’s your birthday too,
\nthis month so many birthdays..
\nuntil i cannot remember whose. <\/p>\n

It is now six A.M,
\n7 weeks till EXAM,
\nIf i x-ray my braaaiiinnn,
\nthere’s nothing inside… <\/p>\n

Sorry for not blogging,
\nI have been busy googling.
\nAssignments stacking
\ni very pening. <\/p>\n

BUSH<\/a>. SITI PUN PANDAI MAIN PANTUN PANTUN CEMANI..
\nASSIGNMENT INDA TEBUAT, TAPI tebuat ani..
\napakan ni cani ani?
\nminta ku borang mengambil vitamin c? <\/p>\n

Siapakan buatkan assignment<\/strong> ku?
\nsiapa mau ambilkan degree untuk aku?
\nMasters???
\nsiapa mau krg sudah ku bedegree, keraja<\/strong> untuk aku?
\nkalau mau.. silakan tah mengisi borang berikut dan hantar kepada..
\nsipamalas@Hotmail.com. tapi eksen ku. <\/p>\n

Name:____ Binti:________ Age:_____
\nSex\/Jantina:_____ D.O.B:________ Anda menghadipi penyakit SARS? T untuk tidak dan N untuk No.
\nSudah makan? tick YES or NO
\nSudah PUAS makan? tick YES or NO
\nSudah enjoys? tick YES or NO
\nSudah Puas Enjoys? YES or NO
\nPass PCE? YES Or NO (mesti 5A..minta maaf ku arah urnag yang 2A 3B saja atu ah..)
\nPASS PMB? YES OR NO? (ani ya jua nie.. mesti 8 distinction semua.. minta maaf ku arah urang yang dapat 2 distinction anam credit atu ah..)
\nPASS OLEVEL? YES OR NO? (ah.. at least 8o ni ah..minta maaf ku lagi skali arah urang yang dapat 3o’s saja atu..)
\nPASS ALEVEL? YES or NO? ( 3A ah.. yang 3c atu mana alai suka tu..)
\nBedegree sudah? Yes or No
\nKawin kah Single masih? Yes or No
\nHandsome kah Hodoh? Yes or No (hahaha macam form kan mencari laki tia pulang.. kensel kensel!)
\nDI TEGAH MENIPU:- ADAKAH ANDA HANDSOME? Yes or No (kalau yang menjawab perempuan, diminta menjawab NO sehaja)
\nPandai cakap english? Yes or No
\nPandai cakap english banar banar? Yes or No
\nPandai cakap melayu? Yes or No
\nFasih? Yes or No (yang “NO” atu baik tah tuition rah cigu kiah..allergic banar tah ku tu urang melayu nda pandai ckp melayu atu..membari hawaaaa.)
\nSuka minum oren kah minum manisan ataupun kah power root? Yes Or No (apa pulang yes or no? hahaha nda paham..)
\nAdakah anda pandai belajar? Yes or No
\nBe kelulusan Masters? Yes or No
\nSuka kepada angin yang kuat dan hujan yang lebat dan cuaca yang sejuk? YES Or NO
\nSuka kepada ribut taufan seperti scene pengabisan si tanggang\/malik kundang\/nakhoda manis, PINNOCHIO dan sebagainya? YES or No
\nSuka buat homework? Yes or No
\nSuka buat assignment? Yes or No
\nSuka makan ayam? yes or no?
\nSuka disuruh suruh membuatkan apa saja untuk seseorang, seperti membuatkan manisan, menumpah ambuyat dan sebagainya? yes or no
\nAda experience didalam bidang bisnis management , BISNIS TANGLONG, BISNIS MUKUN ataupun BISNIS SPEARS? yes or no<\/p>\n

if you answer yes to more than 85 questions (inda jua sampai? hahaha)… antarkan borang ani arah counter numbur 5 (paling batah be queu) di JDP. krg ku nyuruh urang LESEN L mengantar kemari. hahaha batah. malam ari nunggu. <\/p>\n

sign sini __________________ (hahaha adakah SIGN SINI? hahahaha.. )
\nTandatangan ________________ (baru lurus)
\nCap Tangan ___________________
\nCap Ibu jari ____________
\ncap BAPAK jari ___________________
\ncap bibir ___________________
\ncap KAKI ________________________________________________________<\/p>\n

cap cap ani mesti BASAR line yang disediakan atu jua. <\/p>\n

hahaha apakan..usulnya.. yang kan membuatkan assignment ku ani the HULK 5A (ex maktab sains) <\/p>\n

dont mind me. im just procrastinating from work.
\njadi tebuatah ku jua keraja bodoh yang seperti\/semacam\/sepucuk\/seulas\/setarik dan sesisir ini. (setaLIK tuan molehh angkaaat!!!) <\/p>\n

kiss me.<\/p>\n

PS: This is a “MISS UNIVERSE” THOUGHT..supaya urang lesen L inda kana kacau dijalan they should stick these behind the learners’ cars lah.. <\/p>\n

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\noriginal pic taken from HER<\/a>. diubah suai dengan PHOTOSHOP (bukan kawanku, jadi indaku payah melink, sama juanya photoshop ku photoshop komunis..aku link komunis saja kali hahaha capi capi jua eh) <\/p>\n

*pakai suara BAPAK AKU* sadang sadang ngacau anak urang kan belajar driving ani.. huhuhu bahaya bah bahaya..inda kuasa bah.. bemara krg.. exsp d round about basar atu..kamu pikir kamu atu cali kah? inda cali bah sebanarnya..apakan cemani ani kan. *pigang parut* *nyanyi jamal abdillah punya “penghujung rindu”* *ask his daughters; “lawa suara bapa lai?”* *rewinds back to Faisal’s AF performance* *continues watching AF* <\/p>\n

” ini dinamakan trend bapak borak anak rintikkkk ” Achik Spin, Diari Romeo. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Happy birthday to you, makan ubi kayu, minum susu lembu dapat nomor satu. dari mana kan asalnya lagu anie? musti urang suka memukun nie me reka reka lagu cemani anie. Siapa punya birthday? Aku inda tau.. dapat masih nomor satu.. jangan jealous you.. Awu. aku pun banarnya suka mukun. inda bah. someone’s bday today. and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=646"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}