I went to the bank across the street to withdraw money yesterday. I lost my debit card remember?<\/p>\n
Upon arriving at the bank..i walked over to the counter and handed the lady my passport and explained my predicament to her. <\/p>\n
me: haaaiii.. i LOST<\/strong> my atm card.. ive put a block on it, was just wondering if u can give me my account number so that i can withdraw money from that lady over there..*points to grumpy greek lady with orange hair* FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n my debit card was in my passport the whole bloody time!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n me: okay………… <\/p>\n HOW STUPID IS THAT??? ITS LIKE .. going on the weighing scale after one week of drinking slimming tea.. only to find out that you havent LOST 5KGS<\/strong>. I was bummed out to the maksima. <\/p>\n FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK<\/p>\n *slaps forehead* <\/p>\n im such a ditz. <\/p>\n NOTE TO SELF: NEXT TIME PUT BACK CARD IN PURSE AFTER BUYING BAKUNIS. <\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I went to the bank across the street to withdraw money yesterday. I lost my debit card remember? Upon arriving at the bank..i walked over to the counter and handed the lady my passport and explained my predicament to her. me: haaaiii.. i LOST my atm card.. ive put a block on it, was just […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=632"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/632\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nLady: yah sure.. do u have two forms of id with u today?
\nme: yes. *takes out student id*
\nLady flips open my passport …. a bright blue debit card<\/strong> drops on to the floor.
\nLady: *picks the card up* and.. what’s this???<\/p>\n
\nme: oh shit. Since ive found it..can i get my 15 dollars back? (ive put a block on the atm card. they’ve charged me an extra 15bucks to get a new one)
\nlady: im afraid no..cause uve already put a block on it.. <\/p>\n