{"id":582,"date":"2006-06-29T13:54:49","date_gmt":"2006-06-29T03:54:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pynk.flawedperfection.net\/?p=582"},"modified":"2006-06-29T13:58:58","modified_gmt":"2006-06-29T03:58:58","slug":"youre-telling-me-to-avoid-eating-chicken-wings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=582","title":{"rendered":"You’re telling me to avoid eating chicken wings?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Avoid eating chicken wings frequently – ladies especially a true
\nstory…!A friend of mine recently had a growth in her womb and she underwent
\nan operation to remove the cyst. The cyst removed was filled with a dark
\ncoloured blood. She thought that she would be recovered after the
\nsurgery but she was terribly wrong.<\/p>\n

A relapse occurred just a few months later. Distressed, she rushed
\ndown to her gynecologist for a consultation. During her consultation, her
\ndoctor asked her a question that puzzled her. He ask if she was a frequent consumer of chicken wings and she replied yes wondering as to how, he knew of her eating habits.You see, the truth is in this modern day and age; chickens are injected with steroids to accelerate their growth so that the needs of this society can be met.<\/p>\n

This need is none other then the need for food. Chickens that are injected with steroids are usually given the shot at the neck or the wings. Therefore, it is in these places that the highest concentration of steroids exists. These steroids have terrifying effects on the body as
\nit accelerates growth.<\/p>\n

It has an even more dangerous effect in the presence of female
\nhormones, this leads to women being more prone to the growth of a cyst
\nin the womb.Therefore, I advise the people out there to watch their diets and to
\nlower their frequency of consuming chicken wings!People, who receive this email, please forward it to your friends. <\/em><\/p>\n

In other words, if you have a daughter that can’t stop eating chicken, send this email to her!. (Thanks Bu!) <\/p>\n

What rubbish! Your gynecologist thinks too much!!! huhu. <\/p>\n

Sending me this email is like asking a bear to guard a jar of honey. I refuse to boycott Ayamku. <\/p>\n

Macam macam eh. <\/p>\n

—
\nAwu. lurus tah tu “buatan katil” huhu. <\/p>\n

kiss me. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Avoid eating chicken wings frequently – ladies especially a true story…!A friend of mine recently had a growth in her womb and she underwent an operation to remove the cyst. The cyst removed was filled with a dark coloured blood. She thought that she would be recovered after the surgery but she was terribly wrong. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/582","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=582"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/582\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}