{"id":570,"date":"2006-06-23T00:14:52","date_gmt":"2006-06-22T14:14:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pynk.flawedperfection.net\/?p=570"},"modified":"2006-06-23T18:02:22","modified_gmt":"2006-06-23T08:02:22","slug":"eff-you-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=570","title":{"rendered":"EFF YOU ALL."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>-Do not scream at me when i sleep during maghrib.<br \/>\n-Do not Scream at Me while im Driving. I hate it. Scream some more i might just crash in to the car infront of me &#8211; ON PURPOSE. -Do not reject my calls when i call you.. cause i really really hate it.<br \/>\n-Do not kesian kan ME when i DO NOT NEED to be kesian-ed. fuck you.<br \/>\n-Do not CALL me, and ask me to come out.. while u make plans with other people,causing you to fucking cancel out on me on the <em><strong>last minute<\/strong><\/em>.<br \/>\n-Do not BETRAY ME by becoming friends with my<strong> exes<\/strong>.<br \/>\n-DO NOT PRESSURE me in to taking Drugs. NEVER. PRESSURE ME in to taking them.<br \/>\n-Do not MOVE to MELBOURNE unless YOU have YOUR own SET of FRIENDS to jerk off with. I have not time for your bullshit. <\/p>\n<p>yes. i havent been world&#8217;s friendliest person lately. <\/p>\n<p>you <strong>assholes <\/strong>should learn never to walk all over other people&#8217;s heads. GROW UP. <\/p>\n<p>kiss me. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>-Do not scream at me when i sleep during maghrib. -Do not Scream at Me while im Driving. I hate it. Scream some more i might just crash in to the car infront of me &#8211; ON PURPOSE. -Do not reject my calls when i call you.. cause i really really hate it. -Do not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/570","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=570"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/570\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}