{"id":5640,"date":"2025-02-17T17:07:06","date_gmt":"2025-02-17T07:07:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=5640"},"modified":"2025-02-17T17:27:24","modified_gmt":"2025-02-17T07:27:24","slug":"you-are-getting-old-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=5640","title":{"rendered":"You are getting old when&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>you need a special pillow to sleep on.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>you have to have several versions of minyak panas or menthol balm in your side drawers. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>your brain stops functioning after 8pm. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>you need to have&nbsp;structured&nbsp;screen time and make a&nbsp;conscious effort&nbsp;to put your phone down at least an hour before bed, or you risk lying awake until the early hours of the morning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>tapi perhaps yang paling sobering isnt the joint pains and the sluggish metabolism.. , the real kicker is when you\u2019re chatting with a\u00a0Gen Z at work and you casually mention Brunei\u2019s\u00a0APEC hosting in 2000, and they hit you with\u00a0<em>\u201cOh wow, were you there?\u201d<\/em>\u00a0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>lai.. kaka ani bukan ancient history ni lai dear. hahahaha 2000 i was 15!!!!!!!! nah cuba cium ni menthol inhaler ani refresh kan pengliatan dan minda mu&#8230;jangan kau liat kaka betudung2 mcm buajah ani tua&#8230; banarnya muda masih.. *pasang lagu tenxi garam dan madu*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>malam&#8230;chaos inihhhh&#8230;.~~<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>sigh<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>you need a special pillow to sleep on. you have to have several versions of minyak panas or menthol balm in your side drawers. your brain stops functioning after 8pm. you need to have&nbsp;structured&nbsp;screen time and make a&nbsp;conscious effort&nbsp;to put your phone down at least an hour before bed, or you risk lying awake until [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5640","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5640","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5640"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5640\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5650,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5640\/revisions\/5650"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}