{"id":5478,"date":"2023-06-01T17:50:30","date_gmt":"2023-06-01T07:50:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=5478"},"modified":"2023-07-14T14:46:21","modified_gmt":"2023-07-14T04:46:21","slug":"5478","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=5478","title":{"rendered":"scammed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>my boyfriend pointed out that i havent blogged for a while.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;for a while&#8221; being the last time was in October 22.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve lost my touch.  I&#8217;ve postponed writing for too long that i cannot remember what i originally intended to write about. Most days, Something funny will come up and i would make a mental note to write about it later &#8211; which i never do. So i&#8217;m trying to recall them as i type.<\/p>\n<p>Oh.ok.<\/p>\n<p>So i was at Whole Foods the other day and brought home with me a bottle of Momofoku chilli crunch oil. A victorious loot considering there was absolutely nothing else for me to buy.<\/p>\n<p>It was just shelves upon shelves upon shelves of the usual san-gluten, non-gmo , no-sugar added food stuffs..  so i got the chilli oil and small plastic container of Gouda.<\/p>\n<p>That night i discovered that the crunchy bits in Gouda cheese were actually tiny white crystals that forms on the cheese as it ages. delicious. The chilli oil was enjoyable, but i thought it was a tad overpriced huhu.. but this didn&#8217;t stop me from getting curious about their entire line of instant noodles which i excitedly grabbed on my next grocery trip.<\/p>\n<p>I bought all 3 flavours. I didn&#8217;t realise how pricey they were until i checked out. I  spent almost USD40 (w tax) on just the instant noodles. As i walked out of the store, pockets burning, i convinced myself that it was going to be worth it&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>oh boy i can&#8217;t be anymore wrong in my whole life.<\/p>\n<p>they tasted like&#8230;..a waste of money and luggage space. i thought they were mediocre at best and i decided to  offload some to my Singaporean colleague and explained to her that the instant noodles were like a &#8220;blank canvas&#8221; and that it&#8217;s meant to put her cooking skills into good use. Dude, it had to come with a disclaimer if i wanted to waste HER luggage space. lol. Sorry Vonnie. If Maggi say Maggi right? lolol.<\/p>\n<p>I wasted no time telling the boyfriend about the incident. In an attempt to justify my purchase,  i told him that it was supposed to be &#8220;gourmet&#8221;. His response was:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How can INSTANT NOODLES be gourmet?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>ouph. 1-0. kau manang kali ani geng.<\/p>\n<p>1 point for boypren.<br \/>\n100 points for american marketing.<\/p>\n<p>-101 points for siti<\/p>\n<p>ok gonna scour the internet for copper canele moulds now.  i saw shopee was selling 1 for $65 ringgit malaysia. huhuhuhu.<\/p>\n<p>bye.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>my boyfriend pointed out that i havent blogged for a while. &#8220;for a while&#8221; being the last time was in October 22. I&#8217;ve lost my touch. I&#8217;ve postponed writing for too long that i cannot remember what i originally intended to write about. Most days, Something funny will come up and i would make a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5478"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5478\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5488,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5478\/revisions\/5488"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}