{"id":515,"date":"2006-05-29T03:28:42","date_gmt":"2006-05-29T03:28:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pynk.flawedperfection.net\/?p=515"},"modified":"2006-05-29T16:14:34","modified_gmt":"2006-05-29T16:14:34","slug":"my-lecturer-is-a-pervert-part-iii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=515","title":{"rendered":"My Lecturer is a pervert part III."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/pynk.flawedperfection.net\/?p=497\">Remember the prawn tempura roll i had on the way to school last week<\/a>? Today i tried the fried-chicken roll. I don&#8217;t know how i missed it last week. I must&#8217;ve been blinded out of my mind not to see that they had <em><strong>fried-chicken <\/strong><\/em>roll served in the display. I mustve misread it as teriyaki chicken or something..but yeah anyway.. it was good. really really good. huhuhhu. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m in my tutorial and the lecturer&#8217;s asking <strong>every <\/strong>female student int he class if they&#8217;ve got boyfriends. <\/p>\n<p>Girl from China: &#8220;im so tired&#8221;<br \/>\nLecturer: &#8220;yeah that&#8217;s because you&#8217;ve got too many boyfriends..&#8221;  what about you novi, how many boyfriends do you have&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>yea and so on and so on.. macam nada kraja lain si tua-kutuk-tak-sadar-diri aniii. agatah ko membuat teh kah apakah.. barus kah gigi palsu ah.. <\/p>\n<p>Oh I just had a discussion with him about my assignment.. hahahaha and the first thing he said to me was; &#8220;sniff sniff.. looks like i wont be kissing anybody today..i&#8217;ve got a cold&#8221; . <\/p>\n<p>hahaha bloody hell. Macam OI. what makes u think i give a damn? <\/p>\n<p>anyway.<br \/>\nyea. whaddayouknow its monday again.<br \/>\nboooooooooooooooooo.15 days till exams&#8230;.its a good thing that may has 31 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  lapas ani .. im hitting the books. There comes a time, when i have to slap the &#8216;lazy&#8217; off of me lah.. *sigh*. its the last week of school by the way.. inda terasa kan? to those of you having exams.. good luck! <\/p>\n<p>k i s s meeeeeeeeeeeeee~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember the prawn tempura roll i had on the way to school last week? Today i tried the fried-chicken roll. I don&#8217;t know how i missed it last week. I must&#8217;ve been blinded out of my mind not to see that they had fried-chicken roll served in the display. I mustve misread it as teriyaki [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-515","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/515","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=515"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/515\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}