{"id":502,"date":"2006-05-23T05:50:56","date_gmt":"2006-05-23T05:50:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pynk.flawedperfection.net\/?p=502"},"modified":"2006-05-23T06:49:16","modified_gmt":"2006-05-23T06:49:16","slug":"i-know-my-skinny-jeans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=502","title":{"rendered":"i know my skinny jeans."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>nothing is more annoying than having to sit next to a <strong>beat-boxing indian<\/strong> in the tram. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;pshk pshk dinihuhi karageeeeeeeee&#8230;niyageee..pshk pshk.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>apa ko pikir ko cool kah? <\/p>\n<p>god.<\/p>\n<p>oh! i bought new jeans!!! <\/p>\n<p>kiss me. <\/p>\n<p>Radz: haha apa bday kah?? hehehehehehe.. eksen inda paham lagi tu. hahahaha i miss you too darls. im sure u gonna have a great wedding pun regardless whether im there or not. i love youuuuuuu!!! many many.. in the world.<br \/>\nJo: we shud hook up lah before exams..have coffee or something? u up for it? hehehe got msn kah? add me; missay018@hotmail.com<br \/>\nMilo: awu. inda tia lagi gataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal. mihir kan? hahahahaha.. apa plang selipar jipun..setupur batu la!!!!!<br \/>\nLiz: no he&#8217;s like that to everyone!!! minus the boys lah. gatal gatal. hhahahah aawu traditional dance. malas jua ku kan melayan sudah tu? budoh gatal.<br \/>\nMOna: hahahahaha. i know. kira sexual harassment jua tu. hahaha laki laki ani kadang2 insensitive fools wah. <strong>TUA<\/strong> pun <strong>inda <\/strong><strong>PANDAI BERAKAL<\/strong>. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>nothing is more annoying than having to sit next to a beat-boxing indian in the tram. &#8220;pshk pshk dinihuhi karageeeeeeeee&#8230;niyageee..pshk pshk.&#8221; apa ko pikir ko cool kah? god. oh! i bought new jeans!!! kiss me. Radz: haha apa bday kah?? hehehehehehe.. eksen inda paham lagi tu. hahahaha i miss you too darls. im sure u [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-502","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=502"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}