{"id":498,"date":"2006-05-22T06:30:12","date_gmt":"2006-05-22T06:30:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pynk.flawedperfection.net\/?p=498"},"modified":"2006-05-29T16:15:07","modified_gmt":"2006-05-29T16:15:07","slug":"my-lecturer-is-a-perv-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=498","title":{"rendered":"My lecturer is a perv Part 2."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lecturer: You going to the party tommorow?<br \/>\nme: no.<br \/>\nLecturer: why not? its free. everything&#8217;s sponsored by the school.<br \/>\nme: well..just because.<br \/>\nLecturer: do u like to dance, can u dance?<br \/>\nme: no..<br \/>\nLecturer: Do people in brunei dance?<br \/>\nme: yes..<br \/>\nLecturer: oh what sort of dance..<br \/>\nme: i dont know. traditional dance..<br \/>\nLecturer: oh so they dont do ROCK AND ROLL (see how prehistoric this man is???)<br \/>\nme: yeah they do.. are YOU going?<br \/>\nLecturer: i&#8217;ll go if you go. <\/p>\n<p>*#(*$(^&#038;^#@^#.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lecturer: You going to the party tommorow? me: no. Lecturer: why not? its free. everything&#8217;s sponsored by the school. me: well..just because. Lecturer: do u like to dance, can u dance? me: no.. Lecturer: Do people in brunei dance? me: yes.. Lecturer: oh what sort of dance.. me: i dont know. traditional dance.. Lecturer: oh [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=498"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/498\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}