Nothing’s uglier than chipped nail polish. <\/p>\n
Guys! I just had the best tasting prawn tempura roll <\/strong><\/em>in the tempura roll planet<\/strong>. I always pass this jap restaurant on my way to uni but never did really had the time to check the place out. This morning, I was already 10 minutes for class, but stopped there anyway.. I initially wanted to get the californial roll but today antah the little doraemon in me wanted the tempura roll instead. For $2 each. Prawn tempura rolls are usually more expensive than that.. usually by a dollar or two, so i wasn’t expecting much. But clearly it was a BARGAIN lah cause it wentt way way way beyond my expectations. hehe..i wonder what’s kel doing after this? lunch, there. perhaps? <\/p>\n Im in class. and my lecturer’s a perv. <\/p>\n Me: John, i accidentally took the example report home last week I think he caught on to my tua-kutok-tak-sadar-diri-nak-mampos-vibe and went:- “err..its ok. just give it to me next week”. I had this look on my face that read; WHAT THE FUCK ok?<\/p>\n skali last week lagi tia. there was this girl in class..asking if she could take an example report home. <\/p>\n Very pretty Korean Girl:- “John, can i take zis report home?” wah gila.. hahaha reminds me of some of the male teachers i had back in my STPRI days. Prasahan dorang cali ka baibun sama bini bini canie?? *rolls eyes* come on la..its about as funny as catching your grandfather <\/strong><\/em>flirting with an indon waitress wearing a skirt with a thigh-high slit. <\/p>\n kiss me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Nothing’s uglier than chipped nail polish. Guys! I just had the best tasting prawn tempura roll in the tempura roll planet. I always pass this jap restaurant on my way to uni but never did really had the time to check the place out. This morning, I was already 10 minutes for class, but stopped […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/497","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=497"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/497\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nJohn: Naugh-tee Naugh-tee..
\nMe: heh.
\nJohn: I’m just going to have to put u on my knee and give u a good spanking.<\/p>\n
\nVery SLEEZY ugly and old lecturer:- “Can i take YOU<\/strong><\/em> home?”<\/p>\n