I hate Youtube ads. Actually, I hate all ads, Actually. But I hate Youtube ads the most. Youtube ads are the worst. they’re like the Aunty-Aunty you never want to bump into during hari raya. The kind who’d ask you when you are going to kawin? instead of a ‘how are you?’. The exact kind who’d turn you into an ANTI-AUNTY-AUNTY. <\/p>\n
I don’t know what’s exactly in my cookies but lately, youtube’s been showing me baby food ads, pregnancy kit ads… mcm..yo? have i been trying to adopt a baby… online…IN MY SLEEP KAH? sleep surfing! that’s it! have i been sleep surfing???? every time i see these pregnancy kit ads..family car ads… family holiday ads… and i’m like ‘YO. YOU TUBE. Was that a read????’ <\/p>\n
lol even when im thousands of miles away from kampong life, i have cookies…..judging me! <\/p>\n
let me think. how has my ‘surfing lifestyle changed’ in the last couple of weeks….mm.. maybe it’s all the ‘kitchen\/closet\/bedroom\/bathroom organizing ideas’ ive entered on google..and the ‘lowest price search’ for a dyson vacuum ??? <\/p>\n
i dono y. but i think im developing abit of an ocd. <\/p>\n
not at all bad. but i dont know how wanting to be more organized and neater translates to having kids? <\/p>\n
……………………<\/p>\n
OMG. <\/p>\n
it’s most probably ALL THE REAL HOUSE WIVES EPISODES IVE BEEN WATCHING.<\/p>\n
i just literally thought about this as i typed. <\/p>\n
grreat. <\/p>\n
LOL.<\/p>\n
case solved.<\/p>\n
i’m having a baby.<\/p>\n
….<\/p>\n
a food baby. <\/p>\n
ok then. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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