{"id":400,"date":"2006-04-06T16:36:01","date_gmt":"2006-04-06T16:36:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pynk.flawedperfection.net\/?p=400"},"modified":"2006-04-06T16:39:58","modified_gmt":"2006-04-06T16:39:58","slug":"once-upon-a-time-at-uni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=400","title":{"rendered":"Once Upon a time at Uni."},"content":{"rendered":"

*walks in to the elevator*
\n*bing!!!* <\/p>\n

Ground floor. <\/p>\n

*walks out*
\n*Bollywood <\/strong><\/em>student whispers in girl’s ear*<\/p>\n

“Calo..”<\/strong> <\/p>\n

Girl stomps out of the elevator in fury. Thinking; “ive been sexually assaulted!”.<\/p>\n

PALOI. KO PIKIR KO SEKSI KAH??? GALI KU. MANDI TELINGA KU LAPAS ATU. <\/p>\n

kiss me. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

*walks in to the elevator* *bing!!!* Ground floor. *walks out* *Bollywood student whispers in girl’s ear* “Calo..” Girl stomps out of the elevator in fury. Thinking; “ive been sexually assaulted!”. PALOI. KO PIKIR KO SEKSI KAH??? GALI KU. MANDI TELINGA KU LAPAS ATU. kiss me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=400"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/400\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}