{"id":3833,"date":"2011-12-09T00:21:14","date_gmt":"2011-12-08T14:21:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=3833"},"modified":"2011-12-09T00:22:47","modified_gmt":"2011-12-08T14:22:47","slug":"hello-my-name-is-chocolate-konplek-what-is-u-nems","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=3833","title":{"rendered":"hello. my name is chocolate konplek, what is u nems?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>im streaming criminal minds episodes one firefox tab after another while stuffing my face with chocolate coated cornflakes..ONLY one after another. this is turning out quite the holiday&#8230;better than Melbourne. This is what i&#8217;m going to do every chance i get for a holiday. stay home go for a medical procedure and watch tv and eat crap all holiday long. the next holiday, i will get my teeth done. <\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude00 <\/p>\n<p>the internet&#8217;s cooperating well tonight. it&#8217;s so good i decided to blog twice. <\/p>\n<p>maybe i should be giving credit to these  chocolate cornflakes. they&#8217;re good too. <\/p>\n<p>so good that they may as well be..uh.. chocolate cornflakes. <\/p>\n<p>ok time for more criminal minds and chocolate cornflakes. <\/p>\n<p>this is awezome. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>im streaming criminal minds episodes one firefox tab after another while stuffing my face with chocolate coated cornflakes..ONLY one after another. this is turning out quite the holiday&#8230;better than Melbourne. This is what i&#8217;m going to do every chance i get for a holiday. stay home go for a medical procedure and watch tv and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3833","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3833","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3833"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3833\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3835,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3833\/revisions\/3835"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3833"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3833"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3833"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}