{"id":378,"date":"2006-03-24T06:29:38","date_gmt":"2006-03-24T06:29:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pynk.flawedperfection.net\/?p=378"},"modified":"2006-03-24T08:15:49","modified_gmt":"2006-03-24T08:15:49","slug":"4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=378","title":{"rendered":"&#038;(#*&#038;$#4."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Due to my <strong><em>excessive<\/em><\/strong> internet usage in the last couple of days my ISP provider decided to ruin my prison-break fun by reducing my internet speed by 90%. I am now running on a 56kb-modem-speed. If not, <strong><em>slower<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;ve reached the 20GIGABYTE Limit&#8221; they say. <em>whatever<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>No point arguing how I signed up for the <strong><em>Unlimited download connection<\/em><\/strong> cause they&#8217;ll only use the &#8220;20GB download policy&#8221; in their defense. Which i think, they plucked out of <strong><em>thin air <\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p> &#8220;20 GB download policy&#8221; kunun. <em>whatever<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Baiklah &#8220;MR 20GB DOWNLOAD POLICY 2006&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Im gonna go calm my nerves now by fantasizing about burning my ISP provider <strong>brutally<\/strong> and <strong>painfully<\/strong> to the ground.<\/p>\n<p>kiss me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Due to my excessive internet usage in the last couple of days my ISP provider decided to ruin my prison-break fun by reducing my internet speed by 90%. I am now running on a 56kb-modem-speed. If not, slower. &#8220;You&#8217;ve reached the 20GIGABYTE Limit&#8221; they say. whatever. No point arguing how I signed up for the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=378"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}