{"id":3697,"date":"2011-07-13T12:04:47","date_gmt":"2011-07-13T02:04:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=3697"},"modified":"2011-07-13T12:04:47","modified_gmt":"2011-07-13T02:04:47","slug":"bukan-pasal-ya-hitam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=3697","title":{"rendered":"bukan pasal ya hitam&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>had ASOS opened up on my explorer when Yus walked in. <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6001\/5931852051_215a41a365_z.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>me: Yus, kalau kau kana suruh kawin sama yang sebalah kanan atu mau kau?<br \/>\nyus: *tekidum*<br \/>\nme: YUS!!mau kah inda??<br \/>\nyus: *tekidum masih*<br \/>\nme: ok..lah aku bagi kau CHOICE lah. yang sebalah kiri kah yang sebalah kanan??<br \/>\nyus: err..<br \/>\nme: tapi kalau kau kawin yang sebalah kanan, kau masuk SYURGA.<br \/>\nyus: bah yang sebalah kanan lah..tapi..err..emm..mesti tunggu RAMBUTNYA PANJANG. <\/p>\n<p>ROFL ROFL ROFL. <\/p>\n<p>yus: boring jua tu kalau rambutnya pindik, kalau tidur malam nada kan dimain main&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>hahahahaahahahahaaha&#8230;ani. baru DIPLOMAT. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>had ASOS opened up on my explorer when Yus walked in. me: Yus, kalau kau kana suruh kawin sama yang sebalah kanan atu mau kau? yus: *tekidum* me: YUS!!mau kah inda?? yus: *tekidum masih* me: ok..lah aku bagi kau CHOICE lah. yang sebalah kiri kah yang sebalah kanan?? yus: err.. me: tapi kalau kau kawin [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3697","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3697"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3697\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3698,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3697\/revisions\/3698"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}