{"id":3691,"date":"2011-07-12T10:10:41","date_gmt":"2011-07-12T00:10:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=3691"},"modified":"2011-07-12T10:10:41","modified_gmt":"2011-07-12T00:10:41","slug":"i-want-to-bake-worlds-delicious-yellow-cake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=3691","title":{"rendered":"i want to bake world’s delicious yellow cake."},"content":{"rendered":"

woke up today with the sudden craving for cake. it’s one of those but-i-have-no-idea-why mornings. i also have no idea why i came to work without my wallet today. :S i need coffee. it’s so cold that i feel like im being cryogenically frozen. <\/p>\n

i think everyone’s allowed to whine on Mondays. EXSPECIALLY on Mondays. How was everyone’s non-weekend, weekend anyway? good. but it’d be much better if it was an actual weekend. my answer, every single time. <\/p>\n

if only. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

woke up today with the sudden craving for cake. it’s one of those but-i-have-no-idea-why mornings. i also have no idea why i came to work without my wallet today. :S i need coffee. it’s so cold that i feel like im being cryogenically frozen. i think everyone’s allowed to whine on Mondays. EXSPECIALLY on Mondays. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3691","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3691","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3691"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3691\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3693,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3691\/revisions\/3693"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}