jangan tah ku di tanya pasal kawin bah. banyak lagi kan ditanya..mcm.. <\/p>\n
membali sudah kau dudul untuk raya ani?<\/p>\n
kau suka rambut panjang kah rambut pindik? <\/p>\n
apa colgate mu? (Colgate kah Darlie kah?) <\/p>\n
dimana kau facial? <\/p>\n
jantah di tanya pasal kawin atu. atu pertanyaan boring ku. style lama sudah punya soalan tu. taun 2010 sudah ni. <\/p>\n
btw. to those who are encountering the same predicament..here are a list of answers that you could use:-
\n1.’Menerima sudah kita jemputan? ah. kalau balum. yatah sudah tu.’
\n2.’kawin? prasahan ku tua lagi anak kita. anak kita bila kawin?’
\n3.’ah apa itu kawin?’
\n4.’Kawin?????????????? Kap alip wau ya nun zai kah kap alium wau ya nun saja..??’ (biar ya paning)
\n5.’ketua kampong alum menyuruh kami kawin…..pasalnya time ani.. kampong kami..BANJIR.’
\n6. ‘kenal kita bang toyib? yatah. aku mencari kedia ni jua. bini nya lagi inda tecari. apa lagi aku ani TUNANG nya ganya 3 kali puasa 3 kali lebaran kali ah.’
\n7. ‘tunang ku masa ani dilaut, biar tia dilaut dulu’ HAHAHAHAAHA <\/p>\n
aku suka ni kalau org tanya mana laki nya skali ya jawab di laut.. mcm. ok. it probably means that he works off shore for an oil company..tapi dlm kepala ku kdg2.. mcm ..eh SWIMMING? lol. <\/p>\n
if u have anything else that you’d like to add on to the list.. hit ‘comments’.<\/p>\n
thanks. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
jangan tah ku di tanya pasal kawin bah. banyak lagi kan ditanya..mcm.. membali sudah kau dudul untuk raya ani? kau suka rambut panjang kah rambut pindik? apa colgate mu? (Colgate kah Darlie kah?) dimana kau facial? jantah di tanya pasal kawin atu. atu pertanyaan boring ku. style lama sudah punya soalan tu. taun 2010 sudah […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3266","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3266","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3266"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3266\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3267,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3266\/revisions\/3267"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}