{"id":3253,"date":"2010-09-03T01:47:35","date_gmt":"2010-09-02T15:47:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=3253"},"modified":"2010-09-03T01:47:35","modified_gmt":"2010-09-02T15:47:35","slug":"the-asshole-is-a-he","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=3253","title":{"rendered":"the asshole is a he."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i have blisters on the soles of my feet. therefore i cannot run. therefore i am pissed. therefore i scared if i dont run then therefore i couldn&#8217;t fit in to my baju raya. therefore i&#8217;ll be risking looking like a pumpkin during raya. sigh.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"640\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/mqWq_48LxWQ?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/mqWq_48LxWQ?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"640\" height=\"385\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/>\ni like this song. it reminds me of someone. not so much a girl.<\/p>\n<p>kiss me. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i have blisters on the soles of my feet. therefore i cannot run. therefore i am pissed. therefore i scared if i dont run then therefore i couldn&#8217;t fit in to my baju raya. therefore i&#8217;ll be risking looking like a pumpkin during raya. sigh. i like this song. it reminds me of someone. not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3253","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3253","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3253"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3253\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3254,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3253\/revisions\/3254"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}