{"id":3162,"date":"2010-07-24T17:14:01","date_gmt":"2010-07-24T07:14:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=3162"},"modified":"2010-07-24T17:14:01","modified_gmt":"2010-07-24T07:14:01","slug":"hey-i-know-french","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=3162","title":{"rendered":"hey. i know french."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>hello. for some reason. i attract MOMS on my facebook page. They&#8217;ll comment and laugh over my fb status&#8217;. some even leave comments on this blog. haha.  This has actually been going on for a while now Which leads me to the question, if i am that interesting, why havent they introduced me to their handsome sons? if any. <\/p>\n<p>maybe. they dont have handsome sons. maybe they do. but they&#8217;ve acknowledged their stupidity and refuse to expose me to stupidity on so many levels.  thats what i like to think any way. as i like \ud83d\ude42 Si &#8216;me&#8217; plait! (as i like). hahaha. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Jamapelle Sas! Jama MU????&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Jama me Kassim. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ohhhh!! JAMAMU KASSIM!!!!! Jamamu pelle, Kassim..bin???? &#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Jame me Pelle, Kassim bin &#8230;Pantolan. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;OHHHHHH. Jama mu et Jama daddyku.. JAMA!!!!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>oh! okay! Je vais rentrer maintenant Maghreb prier. parler mal de vous plus tard. au revoir!!!!<br \/>\n(oh ok. aku balik dulu, sembahyang maghrib..krg ku ckp sama kau..bye!)<\/p>\n<p>i heart <a href=\"http:\/\/translate.google.com\/\">google<\/a> translate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hello. for some reason. i attract MOMS on my facebook page. They&#8217;ll comment and laugh over my fb status&#8217;. some even leave comments on this blog. haha. This has actually been going on for a while now Which leads me to the question, if i am that interesting, why havent they introduced me to their [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3162"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3162\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3163,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3162\/revisions\/3163"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}