it has been a long day. Longer than you can say long and longer than the elongated necks of the kelabits. no i am not racist. i am just pointing out that kelabits have long sexy necks. anyway. oh wait. they have long ears. not necks. yang lihir panjang atu apa? no. apart from an Ostrich. <\/p>\n
an ostrich is an animal. <\/p>\n
anyway. a super duper funny thing happened today. <\/p>\n
him: u shud have a listen to the teps.
\nme: ok. <\/p>\n
someone else: what did he say to u?
\nme: no. he told me to listen to the teps.
\nsomeone else number 2: to what?
\nme: oh taps? u know. taps. freakin taps. the meetings that were recorded. taps.
\nsomene else & someone else number 2: u mean TAPES???
\nme: OH IS THAT WHAT HE WAS REFERRING TO? TAPES? i tot it was OUR fancy way of saying electronically recorded stuff. <\/p>\n
hahahahahaaha. freakin malay english.<\/p>\n
gets me every the time.<\/p>\n
like how its WALLET and not.. WEYLET? or WALIT. <\/p>\n
hahahahahahaah<\/p>\n
ROFL. <\/p>\n
and how it is House.. not HOS. <-- indonesian english. \n\n'Taps'. what was i thinking!\n\n\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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