{"id":3072,"date":"2010-06-30T22:34:14","date_gmt":"2010-06-30T12:34:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=3072"},"modified":"2010-07-01T10:35:41","modified_gmt":"2010-07-01T00:35:41","slug":"taxi-driver-teksi-teksi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=3072","title":{"rendered":"taxi driver teksi teksi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>working out just gives you that i-am-in-love kinda glow kan?? i loves it. headed down to one of the fitness first for a 45 minute run and an hour session of RPM. i am no longer tired. thank you. on the way back..i conned a taxi driver. <\/p>\n<p>me: jalan raja laut.<br \/>\ntaxi driver: *in a thick tamil accent* dari mana?<br \/>\nme: ipoh mali.<br \/>\ntaxi driver: cina ka?<br \/>\nme: tidak.<br \/>\ntaxi driver: dari mana?<br \/>\nme: dari kerja.<br \/>\ntaxi driver: kerja mana?<br \/>\nme: gym.<br \/>\ntaxi driver: o itu fitness first sana ka<br \/>\nme: ya.<br \/>\ntaxi driver: u kasi train ka<br \/>\nme: tidak. gym manager.<br \/>\ntaxi driver : oh. kalau saya sama bini saya mau join, mahal ka?<br \/>\nme: tidak..ada free punya satu minggu..couple package (HAHAHAHAHA nyaman ketawaku dlm kepalaku)<br \/>\ntaxi driver: oh ya kah?<br \/>\nme: ya.. sekajap saya ada free pass untuk couple *pretends to rummage through my bag* ALAAA.. TINGGAL DEKAT OFIS.<br \/>\ntaxi driver: ya ka. kalau saya sama bini saya pigi sana mau lepak, boleh ka?<br \/>\nme: boleh. tiada hal punya.<br \/>\ntaxi driver: boleh free makan minum ka?<br \/>\nme: mana ada makan. itu gym<br \/>\ntaxi driver: o ya ka..tapi saya punya kawan ckp ada free makan minum.<br \/>\nme: minum saja. makan tidada.<br \/>\ntaxi driver: satu bulan berapa harga join.<br \/>\nme: RM200.<br \/>\n*wife on passenger seat starts to intrude*<br \/>\ntaxi driver&#8217;s wife: eh bukan RM500 ka?<br \/>\nme: (HAHAHAHAHAHA) tidaaaaaaaa&#8230; 500 untuk 2 bulan. 200 satu bulan.<br \/>\ntaxi driver &#038; wife: oooo&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>hahahahahahahaha buleh ku eksen cari business card ku jua? yatah tu luan kan penipu saja teksi sini ani, AKU lagi menipu.<\/p>\n<p>nyaman ketawaku saja dalam kepala ku hari ani. <\/p>\n<p>bah ngaleh ku. kan buat kaja. lapas atu tidur. <\/p>\n<p>bye. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>working out just gives you that i-am-in-love kinda glow kan?? i loves it. headed down to one of the fitness first for a 45 minute run and an hour session of RPM. i am no longer tired. thank you. on the way back..i conned a taxi driver. me: jalan raja laut. taxi driver: *in a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3072","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3072","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3072"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3072\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3075,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3072\/revisions\/3075"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3072"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3072"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}