{"id":2883,"date":"2010-04-13T01:30:38","date_gmt":"2010-04-12T15:30:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=2883"},"modified":"2010-04-13T01:35:16","modified_gmt":"2010-04-12T15:35:16","slug":"hello-do-u-want-an-eyebrow-template","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=2883","title":{"rendered":"hello. do u want an eyebrow template?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>this is a continuation of my eyebrow story.<\/p>\n<p>so i was at work today. filling in my eyebrows. when one my colleagues..lets call him KIPLI came in and asked me what i was doing.. &#8220;oh. u know!&#8221;, i said &#8220;filling in my eyebrows&#8221;. When my other colleague, which i will call BEEJtchy started laughing. So i was like. ok fine. my eyebrows are thin ok. LOOK. *points at eyebrows* NADA. so both MEN started laughing and continued to make jokes about my non existent eyebrows.<\/p>\n<p>SKALI..nya si KIPLI ani.. &#8216;SYAZ SYAZ..INDA KAU PAKAI TEMPLATE???????&#8217; si BEEJtchy menyambong, &#8216;AWU KO DRAW TABAL TABAL SHAPE KIRAI YANG KAU MAU ARAH PAPER SKALI RAKAT KE KIRAI MU&#8217;. <\/p>\n<p>HA HA HA. funny kan? it was even funnier when KIPLI decided to draw me an EYE BROW template on a POST IT..  ANTAH CALI TAH KALI TU PERASAHANNYA. <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net\/hphotos-ak-snc3\/hs482.snc3\/26407_411913764531_505579531_5079840_4296421_n.jpg\"\/> <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ni nah syaz nah!!! hahaha pakai ni!!! &#8216;EYES HERE&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>it just gets better and better i tell you.<\/p>\n<p>kurang ajar banar. it didnt help that earlier on in the day, another colleague of mine which i shall name AYU..who by the way has &#8220;NEVER PLUCKED BEFORE EYE BROWS&#8221; had a good laugh over my eyebrows saying &#8216;yatah kau.. kau majal aku suruh pluck, kan nda ku mau..baik jua sudah nda ku mau atu&#8230;krg mcm KAU jadinya..mcm POKLEN&#8217;. <\/p>\n<p>sial. awu mcm poklen plang banar usul ku..yang bini2 poklen yang slalu kana <em>laser-laser<\/em> time org main bula???? thats exactly how i look like. lol.<\/p>\n<p>and i know, that by bloggging about my eyebrows ani it&#8217;ll only DRAW(pun intended) more attention to it..but hey. at least i am comfortable laughing at myself. hahahahahaha.. HA HA HA HA ..<\/p>\n<p>nah puas ati kamu. puas puas?<\/p>\n<p>awu aku tah poklen<\/p>\n<p>so Kipli, Beejtchy &#038; AYU(PAK YU more like) i hope u guys had fun today laughing at my eyebrows. its good to know that my eyebrows are now COMIC RELIEF. *pakyu*<br \/>\nhahahahaha <\/p>\n<p>awu bah awu bah, kamu tah manang..ambil tia Limbang ah. <\/p>\n<p>kiss me. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>this is a continuation of my eyebrow story. so i was at work today. filling in my eyebrows. when one my colleagues..lets call him KIPLI came in and asked me what i was doing.. &#8220;oh. u know!&#8221;, i said &#8220;filling in my eyebrows&#8221;. When my other colleague, which i will call BEEJtchy started laughing. So [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2883","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2883","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2883"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2883\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2887,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2883\/revisions\/2887"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2883"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2883"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2883"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}