{"id":2874,"date":"2010-04-11T12:35:03","date_gmt":"2010-04-11T02:35:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=2874"},"modified":"2010-04-11T12:40:30","modified_gmt":"2010-04-11T02:40:30","slug":"my-eyebrows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=2874","title":{"rendered":"kana brainwash rupanya."},"content":{"rendered":"

my eyebrows are small. moral of the story:- never trust a filo hairdresser with praying mantis thin eyebrows to do yours. aku sasak ni selalu ku kana.<\/p>\n

exsp when you’re at the salon and they’re like a PACK of filipino hairdressers with ‘barely there’ eyebrows. So you commission ONE to do your eyebrows THE MOMENT you utter a shriek of resentment with what the BITCH has done..you find yourself surrounded by 5 MORE thin-eyebrowed-hairdressers.. in which one would quickly come to the rescue and say ‘mana ada. lawa ja’. the other one ‘no lah! nice!’ the third one ‘ya apa kan. mna ada bida!’ , the fourth ‘eh magandaaaaaa jua!’ the fifth ‘uRRe fes lk differeynt now. verry pretty ba!’ <\/p>\n

..and you’re like. ok maybe its not that bad. mcm at that point,you’ve been brainwashed to think that this SETAN *points at eyebrows* look is actually.. LAWA. <\/p>\n

skali sudah balik, when you’re around people with normal eyebrows you’re like…<\/p>\n

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n

FUCK. SHIT YOU. THIN EYE BROWED BITCHES!!<\/p>\n

and then slowly, you come to the realisation that.. you’re one of them..thin eyebrowed bitches and then the<\/p>\n

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkkkKK!!KKkKK!!!<\/p>\n

continues…<\/p>\n

nangis ku. i feel like staying in bed today \ud83d\ude41 i tried filling them in with eyebrow pencil but it just makes it look worse. kalau ku pakai badak ni..SAH mcm bini2 dapan gambar badak cina atu? <\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

yang cani!!! hahaha<\/p>\n

sasakkuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

my eyebrows are small. moral of the story:- never trust a filo hairdresser with praying mantis thin eyebrows to do yours. aku sasak ni selalu ku kana. exsp when you’re at the salon and they’re like a PACK of filipino hairdressers with ‘barely there’ eyebrows. So you commission ONE to do your eyebrows THE MOMENT […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2874","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2874","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2874"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2874\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2876,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2874\/revisions\/2876"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2874"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}