{"id":2656,"date":"2010-01-28T00:27:04","date_gmt":"2010-01-27T14:27:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=2656"},"modified":"2021-02-24T13:22:53","modified_gmt":"2021-02-24T03:22:53","slug":"ask-the-thai-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=2656","title":{"rendered":"When in Madrid, ask the thai girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>sitting here. with a towel wrapped around my head.. in the company of <strong><em>ultra<\/em><\/strong> slow internet connection. Speaking of ultra.. have you ever tried finding sanitary pads in a non-english speaking country?<\/p>\n<p>seriously. If it wasn&#8217;t for that Thai tourist, i wouldn&#8217;t know what to do. The next time any one of you girls are in my position, be on the look out for an asian female. if you&#8217;re lucky like me, they might speak a little english..and they might have<strong> some<\/strong> to spare. in my case, two.<\/p>\n<p>never. ever want to have to go through that road again.. note to self: pls bring s. pads the next time you travel.because a girl&#8217;s period is never on time..damn you menstrual cycle. mc<\/p>\n<p>in other news..nada. muka ku mikin hitam. seriously, i look like i just came out of a tanning studio.  aah.<\/p>\n<p>ive just discovered this smiley. reminds me of my sister. not saying which one hahahahahahahahahahahhaa.<\/p>\n<p>:B<\/p>\n<p>kiss me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>sitting here. with a towel wrapped around my head.. in the company of ultra slow internet connection. Speaking of ultra.. have you ever tried finding sanitary pads in a non-english speaking country? seriously. If it wasn&#8217;t for that Thai tourist, i wouldn&#8217;t know what to do. The next time any one of you girls are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2656","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2656","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2656"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2656\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5057,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2656\/revisions\/5057"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}