Lol. about that oz foodie event. i wonder if there’s going to be crocodile?<\/p>\n
…<\/p>\n
jus got back from Nad’s birthday gathering. its almost 2am. can’t remember the last time i came home this late.. it has been a fruitful day. been up since 7am. that’s almost..nvm. i just remembered i can’t do math. exsp not at this hour. i was gonna calculate the hours that ive been up. hahaha. do u know that i have a really low IQ? like seriously. i can never get the grasp of aptitude\/iq tests and the like. soduku? pakz that.. it’s not that i dont have the capacity to do it.. its more about not having the PATIENCE to go through every little single TRICK question. Thats why i don’t really bother applying to jobs that require me to do some sort of iq test. I exsp hate those pattern things? where you try to figure out what comes after the pattern with that stupid little dot in the middle..like..oo!! i know! maybe a horse?????? I would usually attempt the first few – cause you all know the first few are always the easiest.. and then u get to question number 8. and your eyes start to water and u just feel like writing ‘i dont give a shit if i dont get this job’ all over the paper…!!!!!!!!! of all the jobs ive applied, thankfully only ONE required me to sit for an aptitude test. did i get? lets just say, if i had, i wouldn’t be shamelessly admitting that im crap in iq tests.. i’d probably talk about HOW GOOD I AM AT IT instead. <\/p>\n
which would probably go like this:-
\n‘i loveeeeeeeee those pattern things! i love the dots! even if YOU think they’re stupid!’ ‘if this was my last day on earth, ill spend it on an iq test’. <\/p>\n
huhuhuhuhuhu. tapi cana buleh kamu suka atu kan!?!?!? payah kali ah. ngaleh kali ah bepikir ani. i kud think of a million other things to do.. like ngikat2 ribin ke kutak brownie, main biskal, MENGAJI dan sebagainya. <\/p>\n
anyway. enough rambling. my eyes are getting tired just TALKING about patterns. i think im gna go bras (brush) my tooth..and call it a night. tommorrow is SUNDAY. HO MAI GATS. <\/p>\n
sundays are good for dimsum..or a sleep in?<\/p>\n
kiss me. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Lol. about that oz foodie event. i wonder if there’s going to be crocodile? … jus got back from Nad’s birthday gathering. its almost 2am. can’t remember the last time i came home this late.. it has been a fruitful day. been up since 7am. that’s almost..nvm. i just remembered i can’t do math. exsp […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2614","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2614","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2614"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2614\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2615,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2614\/revisions\/2615"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}