{"id":2116,"date":"2009-04-28T11:08:36","date_gmt":"2009-04-28T01:08:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=2116"},"modified":"2009-04-28T11:11:16","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T01:11:16","slug":"the-italian-man-who-went-to-malta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=2116","title":{"rendered":"The Italian Man Who Went To Malta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/Rsvu5Sz8bTw&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/Rsvu5Sz8bTw&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>One day im gonna go to the Malta to  big a hotel..<br \/>\nin a morning i got down to eat a breakfast..<br \/>\ni tell the waitress, &#8220;I wanna two pieces of the toast!&#8221;<br \/>\nshe brings me only one piece.. i tell her, &#8220;I wanna two piece&#8221;..<br \/>\nshe says .. &#8220;Go to the toilet!&#8221;..i say &#8220;you don understand??? i want TWO PIECE in my plate&#8221;. She says, &#8220;YOU BETTER NO PISS in a PLATE you SON OF A BEECH&#8230;.&#8221;<br \/>\nI dont even know the lady and she clls me a SON of a BEECH!<\/p>\n<p>lol. suprisingly my siter kel&#8217;s does this impersonation of &#8216;the man who went to malta&#8217; very well!! <\/p>\n<p>kiss me u son of a beeeech.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One day im gonna go to the Malta to big a hotel.. in a morning i got down to eat a breakfast.. i tell the waitress, &#8220;I wanna two pieces of the toast!&#8221; she brings me only one piece.. i tell her, &#8220;I wanna two piece&#8221;.. she says .. &#8220;Go to the toilet!&#8221;..i say &#8220;you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2116"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2116\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2118,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2116\/revisions\/2118"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}