never fail to crack me up this one.<\/p>\n
Verse 1:
\nWe were so drunk last night,
\nWe had that stupid fight,
\nYou called me a useless selfish prick,
\nSo I’m in a fix right now,
\nAnd we’ll measure the truth somehow,
\nlove is a funny thing to me,<\/p>\n
Pre-Chorus 1:
\nthen you stormed out and grabbed your coat,
\nwhile slamming shut the door,
\na ruthless move so cold you left your keys inside the door Oh…<\/p>\n
Chorus:
\nCan Nothing i do make you happy anymore,
\nnothin’ i say put a smile onto your face,
\ncan nothing i say bring us back together,
\nnothing i do put a smile onto your face.<\/p>\n
(Spoken) Well Okay..<\/p>\n
Verse 2:
\nNext day i called you back,
\nand you called me a stupid twat,
\nand then you were crying on the phone,
\nyou sounded so upset, you said,
\ni wasn’t the man you’d met
\n3 years and 7 months ago<\/p>\n
Pre-Chorus 2:
\ni pleaded with her take me back,
\ni’ll change my sorry ways
\nso tell me why mysteriously im annoyed instead of shamed
\nOhhh<\/p>\n
Chorus:
\nCan Nothing i do make you happy anymore,
\nCan nothin’ i say put a smile onto your face
\nnothing i do bring us back together
\nnothing i say put a smile onto your face<\/p>\n
Bridge:
\nMMmmmm, Yeahhh<\/p>\n
Im poundering it all after that call
\ni think it is clear
\ni am here, you’re from another stratosphere
\nOh, now all the things she said they went around my head
\nand come out my ear,
\nand not before long,
\nthis stubborn soul thinks he’s done no wrong.<\/p>\n
Instrumental<\/p>\n
Pre Chorus 3:
\nAs when the questions flutter ’round my head like butterflies,
\nmy head spins at reflecting on another love’s demise, Ohhhh<\/p>\n
Chorus:
\nCan Nothing i do make you happy anymore,
\nnothin’ i say put a smile onto your face
\ncan nothing i do bring us back together
\nnothing i say put a smile onto your face, Ohhh<\/p>\n
(Spoken) All together now… ah 1,2,3…<\/p>\n
*Whistles in tune to the chorus* — until fade out
\ni understand where the girl’s coming from lah.<\/p>\n
u useless selfish prick.<\/p>\n
burning jazz cds for the car.Someting different from the usual house music ive been listening to.Pick-me-ups like good ol Frank Sinatra’s fly me to the moon & Ella Fitzgerald’s Fever will definitely keep me smiling on the road. The kind of songs you listen to when you think you’ve fallen in love kan? haha.<\/p>\n
k. im off. drinks with cousins at four. <\/p>\n
kiss me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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