{"id":1384,"date":"2008-02-28T11:00:57","date_gmt":"2008-02-28T01:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=1384"},"modified":"2008-02-28T11:02:41","modified_gmt":"2008-02-28T01:02:41","slug":"the-early-bird-gets-her-teeth-cleaned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=1384","title":{"rendered":"The early bird gets her teeth cleaned."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just got back from the dentists. Woke up VERY early in the morning to make sure i was the first one (among the MANY unshowered Bruneians) there. I just can&#8217;t resist getting the <strong>No 1.<\/strong> card and being the first one to be called in to the dentist&#8217;s block. huhuhu. ya. i can be kiasu like that.. rat tat tat.<\/p>\n<p>my mouth now tastes like cherry bubblegum. nyaman bah ubat ya pakai polish gigi ah. runs tongue on teeth balik2 mcm wiper kerita. <\/p>\n<p>keng keng keng. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just got back from the dentists. Woke up VERY early in the morning to make sure i was the first one (among the MANY unshowered Bruneians) there. I just can&#8217;t resist getting the No 1. card and being the first one to be called in to the dentist&#8217;s block. huhuhu. ya. i can be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1384"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1384\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}