{"id":129,"date":"2005-12-13T07:10:27","date_gmt":"2005-12-13T07:10:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pynk.flawedperfection.net\/?p=129"},"modified":"2005-12-13T07:13:03","modified_gmt":"2005-12-13T07:13:03","slug":"sel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=129","title":{"rendered":"SEL."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My jari are all gatal gatal to blog..but i have nothing to post about la.. no stories to tell.. no rojak to sell.. oh. the coach called me &#8220;Sel&#8221; instead of &#8220;Sas&#8221; tadi at training. Coach1 was once again being a total jerk by lashing out on us early so me and Kel stayed and trained with Coach2. <\/p>\n<p>Coach2: kay Sas. hi sas, ni adik u ni siapa nama? (ya he&#8217;s malaysian by the way..huhu)<br \/>\nMe: Kel.<br \/>\nCoach2: okay kel. <\/p>\n<p><strong>45 minutes later.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Coach2: see. that is how you do the <strong>drop shot<\/strong>. tak payah kuat..just hit it lightly.<br \/>\nMe: *nods*<br \/>\nkel:*nods*<br \/>\nCoach2: *looks at kel* so..if <em><strong>Sel<\/strong><\/em>.. is all the way at the back.. and you do the drop shot..<strong>Sel<\/strong> won&#8217;t be able to catch it in time. cause its tooo far kat depan kan?<br \/>\nkel: *nods*<br \/>\nme: *looks at kel* *dalam hati; siapa <strong>sel<\/strong>?*<br \/>\nCoach2: okay try this. the Boast Shot.  If  <strong>Sel<\/strong> was standing right there at the back. kalau u hit.. susah dia nak hit the ball.<br \/>\nkel: *nods*<br \/>\nme: *dalam hati (lagi); siapa <strong>Sel<\/strong>?*<br \/>\n<strong><\/p>\n<p>10 minutes later in the parking lot.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>kel: eh ti siapa sel kan?<br \/>\nme: antah. ya salah kali?<br \/>\nkel: antah ah.. ya confuse kali KEL sama SAS<br \/>\nme: jadinya tamukannya jadi <strong>SEL<\/strong>?<br \/>\nkel: hahaha.<br \/>\nme: hahaha.<br \/>\nkel: ok.<br \/>\nme: ok.<br \/>\nkel: kemana nie?<br \/>\nme: cabut kirai.<\/p>\n<p>haha. went straight to Morrine&#8217;s to get our eyebrows done after that.Very happy with the end product. tapi sakit yoh. im still not used to all the plucking and shaving. I think im morrine&#8217;s ONLY loud customer lah.  I have such low tolerance for pain. everytime she plucks one hair pun it feels as if she&#8217;s plucking the whole of my eyebrow at one go. &#8220;MA SAKHIT WAH MORRIN eh..MA SAKHITTTTTTTT..&#8221;.  its not her pulang. its ME. hehe. im just sensitive like that \ud83d\ude1b so u can imagine lah if i go for waxing.. yes. the whole of brunei wud know that im in pain. thank god i dont have hair on my legs. seriously i dont. hahaha. <\/p>\n<p>Im at home now. bored. Doubt Bon&#8217;s awake yet. My darling mimi has no credit pun. geez.  Not going to sleep. I Went to sleep in the afternoon yesterday..ended with a really2 bad headache that lasted me the whole nite. crazy. now i know why its not good to sleep time patang2. exsp after Asar. tapi aku mcm ngantuk bah. hehe. <\/p>\n<p>ee panas jua bilik si molly ani. macam dalam squash court nie. if there were red lines painted across the walls.. sandi nie main squash. ehe ehe ehe. ketuckkkkkkkkk..ketuckkkkkkkkk.. ketagihantuckkkkkkkk..ketagihantuckkk..ketagihantuckkkkkkk.. <\/p>\n<p>*looks outside the window*<br \/>\nbrunei indah..<\/p>\n<p>hehe.. ai ada si sami menyapu nyapu..<\/p>\n<p>Sami indah..<\/p>\n<p>hahahahaha *says it the way Bon says it* PWAAAAALUI. <\/p>\n<p>kiss me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My jari are all gatal gatal to blog..but i have nothing to post about la.. no stories to tell.. no rojak to sell.. oh. the coach called me &#8220;Sel&#8221; instead of &#8220;Sas&#8221; tadi at training. 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