{"id":1045,"date":"2007-05-08T13:31:05","date_gmt":"2007-05-08T03:31:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pynk.flawedperfection.net\/?p=1045"},"modified":"2007-05-08T13:38:10","modified_gmt":"2007-05-08T03:38:10","slug":"i-like-to-go-a-bitch-ering","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=1045","title":{"rendered":"i like to go a-bitch-ering"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Spent the morning going through 152 unread forwarded emails in my inbox. This does not include JUNKMAIL. apakaaah lagi usul junk mail ku! sigh.<\/p>\n<p>Anti-Prespirants causing Cancer &#8211; biartia masam ketiak asal inda be cancer?<br \/>\nCakes that look like Nike, Gucci bags &#8211; woohoo. more for the materialistic bitches!<br \/>\nSomething about david blaine &#8211; haha, reminds me of that guy on Astro. the one who&#8217;s trying to be like him? sdg sdg jua magic.<br \/>\n*yawn*<br \/>\nA video titled &#8220;coca-cola&#8221; &#8211; which i cant be bothered to download.<\/p>\n<p>when you get this many junk-mail, you&#8217;re really not bothered to go through them one by one. Ngaleh saja. I&#8217;m in the midst of ticking them all and deleting! siapa ada masa kan mengantar 20 JUNK MAIL SKALI GUS AH?? Get another new HOBBY PLEAAAAAAASE. <\/p>\n<p>i woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. <\/p>\n<p>kiss me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spent the morning going through 152 unread forwarded emails in my inbox. This does not include JUNKMAIL. apakaaah lagi usul junk mail ku! sigh. Anti-Prespirants causing Cancer &#8211; biartia masam ketiak asal inda be cancer? Cakes that look like Nike, Gucci bags &#8211; woohoo. more for the materialistic bitches! Something about david blaine &#8211; haha, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1045","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1045","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1045"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1045\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}