yawn. last nite, i thought i dreamt scratching my lips cause they itched. mcm banar banar ku menggaru. when i woke up this morning, i felt something wierd bah on my face. my face somehow felt heavier. ran in to the toilet to find a huge ‘nyamuk’ bump on one corner of my lip. LABU BIBIR KU KANA GIGIT SAMUT. ku pikir aku mimpi menggaru bibirku rupanya..menggaru tah ku sudah ku banar banar. arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. <\/p>\n
it’s 10. i was supposed to go to the airport to send off my grandmother for umrah ..*rasa rasa bibir* well guess i’m not going now ha?? malu ku eh kan ke airport meliatkan bibir ku yang SAMUT-STUNG <\/strong>ani. huhuhuhu. bida. I’ve been putting ice on it since half an hour ago and the labu-ness still refuses to go down. Amahku si Yati lagi babal tadi. I intercommed her to get me a bowl of ice. <\/p>\n me: Eh yati..minta AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAiSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. skali naik apa bawanya??????? there was a TALL GLASS OF AIR<\/strong> sitting in the middle of a huge tray. <\/p>\n and i was like. oi bukannya AiRRRRRR. AiSss AIsss Aisss ICE bah ICE nda kau meliat bibirku labu ani???? <\/p>\n and she went: “ah..ais batu<\/strong> kah kaka siti?” (yes, for some reason, the new batch of maids calls me KAKA SITI..and ive told her so many times not to call me KAKA SITI since she’s OLDER and everything, but this morning, i wasn’t much hassled about it. i was more concerned about getting ice ASAP on the bump of my lip!) <\/p>\n BABAL KAN. mcm hello. awulah ice batu. Ice apa lagi? I ice skating???? ice kacang?? Ce ice baby<\/strong>?? ish. <\/p>\n haha. so dari tadi tah ku mengais<\/strong><\/em> bibirku ani.. malu ku kan airport eh usul ku cani. huhuhu. <\/p>\n uwa..and the thing is is, it still itches. gataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal. <\/p>\n \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n kiss me…..?? haha buleh time ku bckap pasal bibir jua??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" yawn. last nite, i thought i dreamt scratching my lips cause they itched. mcm banar banar ku menggaru. when i woke up this morning, i felt something wierd bah on my face. my face somehow felt heavier. ran in to the toilet to find a huge ‘nyamuk’ bump on one corner of my lip. LABU […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1034","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1034","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1034"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1034\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1034"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1034"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1034"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nher on the other line: bah bah.<\/p>\n
\ni feel like rubbing my two lips on the cement wall. <\/p>\n