{"id":1012,"date":"2007-03-28T19:44:56","date_gmt":"2007-03-28T09:44:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pynk.flawedperfection.net\/?p=1012"},"modified":"2007-03-28T19:48:06","modified_gmt":"2007-03-28T09:48:06","slug":"boooooo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/?p=1012","title":{"rendered":"boooooo."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It must suck to be <em><strong>stingy<\/strong><\/em>. Hence, it probably sucks to be <em><strong>you<\/strong><\/em>!<\/p>\n<p>and this makes me soooooooooooo saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad <\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude41 <\/p>\n<p>kiss me. <\/p>\n<p>&#8230;not<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It must suck to be stingy. Hence, it probably sucks to be you! and this makes me soooooooooooo saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad \ud83d\ude41 kiss me. &#8230;not<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1012","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dailies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1012","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1012"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1012\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1012"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1012"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}