Remember one of those little books you had back in primary school. I used to have one. I had it signed by friends as memoriblia. Yes. i was ONE OF THOSE girls. And last time i checked, i still had it. I laughed & Cringed and CRINGED some more, reading over what my friends had put in there. huhuhu. What i find most amusing about the “autographs” is how you can get a selection of people who , based on their answers, could be put in to these categories:-

“Anything thats Halal-ers” ,
“Anything-ers”
and a pool of people who actually answers in GREAT DETAIL, hence “Answerers”.

*FOR SAMPLE USE ONLY*

Name: Kassim Santiago Nickname: Sim, Casey, Muamad, Sanny, Tia, Go. (my nem, can be girls can be boys)
D.O.B: 1/8/1985
Birthplace: My nini house in perpindahan lambak kanan.
Age:- *secret* i cannot tell you. if not i kill you.
School: Sekolah Rendah Kiarong, Sekolah Rendah Paling Rendah, S.T.P.R.I, westside till i die.
Ugama School: Serusop Ugama
Hobbies: merambat, listening radio, reading the magazine, and…berkenalan.

*Favourites*
Drinks: Anything thats halal.
Food: Anything thats halal.
Music: Backstreetboys, 2pac, Makavelli, K.R.U, Elite – anything thats halal. i’m the “Stereotype”, anything play on Radio.
Snack: Anything thats halal.
Actor: Rosyam Nor, Eizlan Yusof, Chef Wan, Sasha Elite, KRU.
ACTOR: anything thats halal.
Hangout place: KJ Restoran, Kiarong
Actress: Juliat Ro..RO.. eh. ro what ah i forgot.
Song:- Jasa Guru

Massage:
Hi. Goodluck for exams. ples keep in touch! Dont forget me. friends forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks you for being friend with me.

love, Casey.

—- WOI MAKAVELLI SAMA 2PAC SAMA KALI AH. BU-LEH.

huhuhu. This is classified under “Anything Thats Halal-ers”.

the ANYTHING-Ers.

Name: Jannatul Hasnidah
Age: 33-13-1988 D.O.B: 33-13-1988
Nickname:- Janet, Nidah
Hobbies: Anything.

Music: Anything
Actor: ANything
Actress Anything
Song: Anything
Drinks: Anything
Food Anything

Message to Owner:
Thanks you! Keep in touch!

Janet

Owner’s Comments: OI LAINKALI KALAU INDA KAN IKLAS MENJAWAB ATU JAN TAH TULIS.

And then, the Answerers. My favourite people. People who gives you something for toilet reading.

Name: Siti Saidah binti Pg Haji Samsuddin Bin Pg Saprol Bin Pg Tanjong (I’m not actually dayangku because. actuallynya, i am anak angkat)
D.O.B:- 4/5/198? *secret*
Age: 14 turning 15 this year.
School: 199x-199x- Jicso prep school , 199x-199x Pggmb 199x 199x, Pggmb Madang , 200x – 200x , Stpri

Boyfriend Name: Roslan Nickname: Rosemary, Rossle School: SOAS

*Favourites*
Drink:- Coke,Sprite, Fanta, Ribena, Coke , Sprite, Fanta, Ribena, Coconut Juice, Sugarcane Drink, Soyabean etc etc
Food: Meeteow, meegoreng, Nasi goreng, nasi teow, karipuff, Soto Urat, Soto Daging, Soto Ayam, Soto Tinis, Kebab, Belutak..Satay Urat, Satay Ayam, Satay Daging etc
Movies: KL Menjerit, Laila Isabella, Cinta Metropolitan, AWAS, Gemerlapan, Puteri Impian 1 , Puteri Impian 2, Sembilu 1 , Sembilu 2
Music: Backstreet boys, Boyzone, 2by2, AtoZ, KRU, Siti Nurhaliza, Liza Hanim, Ziana Zain, Kaer , Zahid, Bob, Felix, Pang music..my friend Beejay saids thats PANG IS NOT DEAD.

Hates:
Food: Pig & Sabli Can Foods
Drink: Water (wah kira rebel lah tu! huhuhuh)
Music: Raihan
…….

Messesh to Owner:
Assalamualaikum (haha tapi PANG), thanks you for letting me write in your beautiful diary. Hopes to see you after this, if not if you see me at the street you please says Assalamualikum to me. Takes care of yourself. dont laughs alot, later your tummy ache. ok? PANG IS NOT DEAD. oh, and jangan banyak makan

love,
Siti

——
WAPEH. YA YANG BANYAK MAKAN. MUN SATAY URAT PUN KERAJAKANNYA.

hahaha its either this or you can get a combination of any. ie: An ANything thats Halal-er & Anything

cali jua org dulu dulu atu eh.
how i miss being a kid.

hahaha.

going back to bed.
hahaha

kiss me.