Just got back from yoga. The thing with yoga is some days its really easy to do and some days it gets hard. Today it was the latter. It was crazy hot in the room… kan pengsan saja inda. couldn’t really do any of the postures right. because i was sweating so much i kept on losing focus. How hot it is in the room depends on the intructor. clearly today’s instructor was a bitch.

Anyway. You know how changing rooms in the gyms here are kan? Incase u dont know. 2 words; FREE SHOW. This is usually how the conversations go in the toilet

Woman 1:- “Hey, how good was that!?”
Me: not too bad. I thought it was really hot today. (eseh, small talk)
Woman 1:- *buka seluar* yes yes, i know. i havent been coming for a while.
Me: have you been overseas?
Woman 1: *buka baju* I was in New York for about 2 months.
Me: ah. no wonder i havent seen you in a while
Woman 1: *buka SPENDET* where do u stay?
Me: *EYES ON WOMAN 1’s FACE* Bourke Street.
Woman 1: thats in the city isnt it? *BUKA BAJU DALAM*
Me: *telling myself DONT LOOK DOWN DONT LOOK DOWN. tapi mata LIAR pasal galat rasa* *nods*
Woman 1: oh how lucky! *changes to a fresh pair of leggings*
Me: uhuh..well anyway, i gtg now. ill catch you soon.

and today, same thing happened la.

Woman 2:- OMG. that was really bad.
Me: yes. it was really hot.
Woman 2: i know.
Me: you have a great body. are u a swimmer?
Woman 2: yes, im in the Australian swimming team for syncronise swimming. i’m going to the olympics this year.
Me: (atu panjang) oh really? nice. huhuu.

— and then it got uncomfortable—
Woman 2: yea, im going to brisbane next week for practise and then im heading out to rome *buka baju*
me: (err..uh…err…) Rome??? how long for?
Woman 2: *buka baju dalam* *garu garu susu* for about a week.
me: *shit. where should i look now..liat matanya saja liat matanya* how many of you are going?
Woman 2: oh about 8 of us. *buka seluar* *garu garu susu*
me: *not wanting to see what’s going to happen next* well anyway, i gtg now. ill see you soon. goodluck!!!!

mengapa kan ya garu garu2 susu saja atu kan. nda bersih kali bagas nya mandi ..be chlorine pakah masih. huhuhu. but seriously. i dont know how one can just strip in front of 10 other people. walaupun bini2. kali aku ani kali yang PEMALU? huhuhuhuhu. kan join salah2 jua rasa ku. huhuhu. but seriously, kalau buleh ah ill be the first one in for yoga and the FIRST ONE OUT..just to avoid the freeshows.

Caption: “YAY, MAKAN FREE”
photo has been censored. i apologize if you are still offended.

This post is dedicated to my lovely Bushu. Happy birthday Bush. Live long and prosper!

lots of love,
Siti