I never realised JIRIN was funny until i read his winston churchill post for the 3rd time. lol. Click on the link to read what i’m talking about. He’s probably the next best thing after Kennysia. the only bruneian male to have original melayu humour on his page. huhu. you light up my day Jirin. and i will beat you at squash any time. muuhahahaha.

reading his posts made me want to post. so here i am. trying to post. but unlike Jirin my ideas aren’t as easy flowing.

I was excited when the clock showed that it was close to 4pm. And then i realised that i get off not at 4 but 4.30 tarus bida muka ku tarus. mcm kalau dibagi gincu pun inda mau lagi lawa ni. It’s a long wait to 4:30pm. If only i brought my sims. aku eksen bah hari ani. I thought i’d quit playing around and concentrate on doing my report. I was gonna google “Brunei, SMEs, Headache”
SKALI TETAKAN TIA SITE ANI,ANI,ANI and stumbled upon pictures of Lindsay Lohan-under-the-influence-of-cocaine-playing-with-knives. mcm wow! now, thats hot! and then i found pictures of her soon after she got arrested for DUI..AGAIN WOW. this somehow led me to watch her video “Rumours “on Youtube. All lindsay no work.. tell me what im going to tell my boss when he asks for my report this Saturday?

Sorry boss. kraja alum plang siap. tapi gambar si lindsay…banyak?
Sorry boss…ni si lindsay meliatkan pisau nya.
Sorry boss.. ni meliat idong si lindsay kanyat kanyat bagas menyirok benda haram ah…mmm mau kita kalupis?

or.. Sorry boss but i heart LL. Lindsay LOHAN ROCKS….. *runs around boss in circle going LINDSAY! LINDSAY! LINDSAY!!!!!!*

Gila kali nya anak ani? Mcm err..why are you here in the first place again?

to use Lindsay as excuses,to have fun and eat kalupis!

*sigh* no..tell me what i’m going to do with my life!?!?!?

I dont know why i was so caught up with lindsay’s stories this morning. Ada kali mcm subliminal messages arah the pictures that led me to watch her video clip on youtube..( or it was just me using her as an excuse to procrastinate) whatever lah. anyway. lets start fresh:-

That was the story of my life.

hahahaha. Not sure where im going after this. It is just my luck that both phones that i have with me now are out of batt. I have no friends at work who could lend me their phones. my one and only friend here left to go to Jakarta.. (i hope she gets me Cigaro) hmm..what to do? where am i going where am i going where am i going..

come to think of it, there are not many cafes in brunei that serves good quality food. The ambience is there. tapi food quality ku-rang sikit. Imagine having to pay $5 for watermelon juice that tastes like a glass of water that just had watermelon juice poured out of it. and you’ll be like sitting there , going…. “Nyaman lagi amah ku membuat”. Bruneian for “Rip off” ataupun “TANTU KU MINUM DARI CAWAN YANG MASIH ADA RASA SABUN NI!” . Ada yang nyaman atu Mahal banar tia.. yang nyaman atu sometimes boring seats nya inda brapa comfy..or it could also be because there’s alot of people we dont like that hangs out there. mcm..oi bagi chan lah arah urang yang inda suka kamu ani DUDUK.. mcm..take your pearl milk tea, go home and GET A JOB ALREADY. aTAUPUN tampat atu kana serbu oleh:-

uncle uncle tua,
yang bebini dua,
yang pikir diorang muda..
pikir diorang kaya,
tapi bulu be dada. (dada be bulu sebenarnya, tapi hehe mau jua kan rhyming)

bliak. mcm hello? who called the grandpas out? HU HU HU HU??

So yeah, for me and my friends its the sameeeee place saja everyday. not telling where pulang. but the food & service is great..cept for some drinks and cakes- but its tolerable! Maybe i should try the place that Pablo recommended the other day. Cafe Aulait.

So anyway, omg its finally 4oclock. Maybe i should go home saja… after this..

*thinking*

oh. i dont know.

work work work work work work (in the tune of Lambada)

huhuhuhu……
aku ada soalan.

banyak banyak binatang binatang apa paling manja?

kucing? salah.
kuyok? salah.

jawapannya ialah: KATAM dan KATAM itu ialah jawapan.

kenapa?

pasalnya katam..

*claws spread out* :- “Minta Kipaaaakkkkkkk??”